FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #31: Gilda




This is Gilda. Gilda Goldenstein. I hope you are all planning on going to temple this weekend like the good Jews your mother and father taught you to be. My Bobby will be there. He’s single now. Colleen turned him down. She doesn’t know what she’s missing. My mother always told me to keep a jag in the garage, a mink in my closet and a Jewish tiger in my bed, if you know what I mean. My Bobby will give you all three. So really, I think you should come to temple. Who knows, maybe my Bobby will like you. He especially likes girls with good noses. You can always tell a good cook if she has a good nose. And my Bobby loves a good cook. He once dated a woman who wasn’t such a good cook. I made sure he knew what he was gettng himself into. I cooked him every kind of kosher recipe I could find and brought it over every night, right after they ate dinner and before I got Bobby into his pajamas, just so he could see what he was missing. She didn’t last long. But I’m sure you’re a great cook. You should come to temple and meet my Bobby. He’s such a handsome boy. Take care, honey. And tell your mother I said hello.

-Gilda

Musical Guest:

Icewagon Flu performing "Nudity" and "Liza Was Rejected"

Tales of Wonder:

• Colleen Gets Pregnant While Vomiting in a Target Parking Lot
  
• Chicago: Unsafe for Public Art
  
• Kids say the dirtiest things!
  
• Do things taste better when eaten through your nose? A Fluff Radio Exclusive
  

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

• "If I was an astronaut, would I be less congested or more? Would the snot inside of my head float?"
  
• "Security guards on Segways! Cops with shot puts!"
  
• "Am I the only one who gets pokey boogers?"
  

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