tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-159426042007-05-04T08:50:53.291-07:00Fluff Radiofluff in brooklynBlogger58125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15942604.post-42729898668223961852007-05-04T08:20:00.000-07:002007-05-04T08:50:53.324-07:00FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #56: Just Your Friendly Neighbo...<strong>FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #56: Just Your Friendly Neighborhood Dead Folk</strong><br /><br /><img src="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/images/radio/2007/zombies.jpg"><br /><br /><b>Missed Connection: Our Eyes Met on the F-Train-- dm4lw*</b><br /><br />Our eyes met as we pulled up to the Jay Street/Borough Hall stop, yours a crystal blue, mine a slightly glowing red. If I still had a heart I bet it would have burst out of my chest and hit you smack in yours. Please don't think me sexist when I tell you that I was drooling just looking at you. It's not just your body I fell for, I could just tell you had a wonderful braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain... But then you ran off, kicking a part of me out of your life and out of the train doors. (Maybe you hadn't noticed that my hand had just fallen off.) I'll love you always and forever. Or at least until I meet a woman who can't run as fast. <br /><br />*dead male for live woman<br /><br /><strong>Musical & Studio Guest:</strong> <br /><br /><a href="http://www.theunbearables.com">The Unbearables</a> performing "Zombies, Unite!" and "Maybe Just One Bite" from their amazing Zombie Rock Opera: JUST ONE BITE <br /><br /><strong>Tales of Wonder:</strong><ul><li>The Fan Mail Bag (with a letter from Rob Pernermurdder!) <br /><li>Office Ghosts<br /><li>Murderous and Murdering Finches<br /><li>Alyssa, Annie, and Colleen Solve Homelessness and Cure No-Sense-Of-Direction Disease</ul><strong>Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:</strong><ul><li>"Dear girl in the office that curses at her computer a lot...I'm the ghost...Boo."<br /><li>"Notice anything different?" "Oh, you mean the dead baby?" <br /><li>"Her laaaAAaady fingers." <br /></ul><br /><a href="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/mp3/radio/fluffradio56final.mp3">mp3 of Fluff Radio Review Show 56</a><br />(right click or ctrl click to save...normal finger click to play)<br /><br />---<a href="http://www.playgroundghosts.com/yabb/YaBB.pl?board=comictalk">COMMENT ON THIS SHOW</a>---fluff in brooklyntag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15942604.post-71045858037272779062007-04-18T22:40:00.000-07:002007-04-19T11:19:47.771-07:00FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #55: Spring Attack
Ahh, Spri...<strong>FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #55: Spring Attack</strong><br /><br /><img src="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/images/radio/2007/trunkescape.jpg"><br /><br />Ahh, Spring arrives in Brooklyn! Annie and Colleen shuffle off their winter coccoons. spread their newlyformed wings in the buttery air, and dance the wobbly boogie of the baby foal! What, after all, could be more appropriate for the season of reproduction than a show chock-full of uterus jokes? This week Annie and Colleen also feature the seductive musical stylings of Luminescent Orchestrii!<br /><br /><strong>Musical & Studio Guest:</strong> <br /><br /><a href="http://www.lumii.org">Luminescent Orchestrii</a> performing "Amaritsi" and "Knockin" <br /><br /><strong>Tales of Wonder:</strong><ul><li>Staple recap<br /><li>The Tamponator!<br /><li>Backwards doorknobs<br /><li>Colleen joins Cirque de Subway</ul><strong>Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:</strong><ul><li>"Ahh, nothin like uterine breath in the morning!"<br /><li>"Pads with wings! *flap flap flap*"<br /><li>"They're on the other side of the Perogi Curtain!"<br /></ul><br /><a href="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/mp3/radio/fluffradio55final.mp3">mp3 of Fluff Radio Review Show 55</a><br />(right click to save or just normal finger click to play)<br /><br />---<a href="http://www.playgroundghosts.com/yabb/YaBB.pl?board=comictalk">COMMENT ON THIS SHOW</a>---fluff in brooklyntag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15942604.post-39495989449390090882007-03-20T01:46:00.000-07:002007-03-20T02:41:07.573-07:00FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #54: Jazz Brunch with My Teenag...<strong>FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #54: Jazz Brunch with My Teenage Stride</strong><br /><br /><img src="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/images/radio/2007/teenagestride.jpg"><br /><br />Annie and Colleen (and Mikey) return but they are not alone...dunt dunt dunnnnn! The Fluff Studio has been taken over by the ghosts of Jerry Lewis and Meshach Taylor not to mention the huge bunch of trained murderous/singing birds. *audible gasp!* How will our heroes survive? Thankfully crimefighters/music band <span style="font-weight:bold;">My Teenage Stride</span> is there to save them! Join them as they battle their way through a dreaded "Jazz Brunch" to teach all of you just how to survive and, ya know, avoid using real bathrooms and stuff. <br /><br /><strong>Musical & Studio Guest:</strong> <br /><br /><a href="http://www.myteenagestride.com/">My Teenage Stride</a> performing "To Live and Die in the Airport Lounge" and "Golden Bats" <br /><br /><strong>Tales of Wonder:</strong><ul><li>Helpful Tips on Ways to Insert "Meshach Taylor" into Conversations<br /><li>Pee Confessions<br /><li>Llamas and their love of Shrimp Popcorn <br /><li>Jerry Lewis: Demon-on-ic Force<br /><li>My Teenage Russian or Communist Jacket Walk: Discussing Band Names</ul><strong>Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:</strong><ul><li>"Betamax 1883: We're Sturdy as a Tophat."<br /><li>"You know I used to think it remarkable that at night you never left your room...but no you're peeing out the window."<br /><li>"This f'ing stegasaurus was all up in my grill!"<br /><li>"Senator, you're no Jazz Brunch." <br /></ul><br /><a href="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/mp3/radio/fluffradio54.mp3">mp3 of Fluff Radio Review Show 54</a><br />(right click to save or just normal finger click to play)<br /><br />---<a href="http://www.playgroundghosts.com/yabb/YaBB.pl?num=1174383467">COMMENT ON THIS SHOW</a>---fluff in brooklyntag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15942604.post-72060720239690328512007-02-22T08:30:00.000-08:002007-02-22T12:02:21.566-08:00FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #53: Anyone Want to Stop for Do...<strong>FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #53: Anyone Want to Stop for Donut Burgers and Gas?</strong><br /><br /><img src="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/images/radio/donutburger.jpg"><br /><br />Surprisingly, there are some things in the world so disturbing that even Annie and Colleen <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2362369">can't make them up</a>. But don't worry, noble fans...there are still a whole lot of disturbing things that they DO make. At least now they can blame it on the puppy...<br /><br /><strong>Musical Guest:</strong> <br /><br /><a href="http://www.ultravioletsound.com/">Ultraviolet</a> performing "Gimme My Electro" and "Dead on the Dancefloor" <br /><br /><strong>Tales of Wonder:</strong><ul><li>Superhero Phone<br /><li>A Detailed Map of the <a href="http://www.chrisyates.net/reprographics/index.php?page=425">Canadian Interstate System</a> <br /><li>The Donut Burgers!<br /><li>Annie Can See the Future (she's just bad at psychic testing)<br /><li>Signs of a good allergist</ul><strong>Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:</strong><ul><li>"Yes, I know there is an enormous bunny rampaging the town. *click*"<br /><li>"He used to fart on me and now he farts on tv, or maybe he doesn't, now he clenches."<br /><li>"If you can't imagine the "pineapple pants" I am imagining you're missing out."<br /></ul><br /><a href="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/mp3/radio/fluffradio53.mp3">mp3 of Fluff Radio Review Show 53</a><br />(right click to save or just normal finger click to play)<br /><br />---<a href="http://www.playgroundghosts.com/yabb/YaBB.pl?board=comictalk">COMMENT ON THIS SHOW</a>---fluff in brooklyntag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15942604.post-7572681419735440912007-02-05T21:36:00.000-08:002007-02-05T22:07:53.851-08:00FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #52: Welcome to the Cloud Fortr...<strong>FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #52: Welcome to the Cloud Fortress</strong><br /><br /><img src="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/images/radio/puppy.jpg"><br /><br />If there's one thing you learn from this week's show (other than how to really confuse a puppy) is that the only thing more fun than walking on clouds is walking on clouds with your feet cut off. Welcome to the Fortress. Bring your elephants and goats and stay a while. <br /><br /><strong>Musical Guest:</strong> <br /><br /><a href="http://www.theteeth.net">The Teeth</a> performing "Oh, Bessie!" and "So Long" <br /><br /><strong>Impromptu Songs:</strong><ul><li>Cheesy Lady<li>The Lonely Goat</ul><strong>Tales of Wonder:</strong><ul><li>The Anti-climactic Nosegasm (sorry for the crappy quality of Colleen's voice in this one. Her left nostril apologizes profusely.) <br /><li>First Recording in the Cloud Fortress<br /><li>Annie's Elephant in the Closet Joke<br /><li>Koosh Balls of Danger<br /><li>The "Colleen wants to cut off her feet and buy prosthetic feet" Fund</ul><strong>Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:</strong><ul><li>"Instead of her fondling her possessions, for once she's looking at mine."<br /><li>"Wanger sounds like the dirty section of the airport."<br /><li>"Captain Hook. He's like a book. Boobs. Boobs. Boobs."<br /></ul><br /><a href="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/mp3/radio/show52final.mp3">mp3 of Fluff Radio Review Show 52</a><br />(right click to save or just normal finger click to play)<br /><br />---<a href="http://www.playgroundghosts.com/yabb/YaBB.pl?board=comictalk">COMMENT ON THIS SHOW</a>---fluff in brooklyntag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15942604.post-20604187203596496762007-01-17T18:49:00.000-08:002007-01-18T15:04:00.831-08:00FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #51: Swiss Cheese
Dear Swiss...<strong>FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #51: Swiss Cheese</strong><br /><br /><img src="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/images/radio/2007/swisscheese.jpg"><br /><br />Dear Swiss Cheese,<br /><br />I am writing you today because there is something I must ask of you. Now, I know that you and I have had our differences in the past. We haven't always gotten along. In fact, of all the cheeses, you just happen to be my very least favorite, with your awkward holes and your mildly nutty flavor. So, you can imagine how difficult it is for me today to swallow my pride and ask of you a favor. You see, Swiss Cheese... I love my Ham. No, I mean, like, I REALLY love it... and lately, I've been getting this vibe from you that you might be trying to come between me and my Ham. Truth be told, Swiss Cheese, I just don't know if I can compete. If push came to shove, I don't know for sure if my Ham would pick you over me. I couldn't take it, Swissy, I just couldn't TAKE it if my Ham were to leave me! I'd die inside! Living a life without it's salty meatiness... bologna would just never suffice. So please, Swiss Cheese... I'm begging of you... please don't take my Ham.<br /><br />Sincerely,<br />Annie<br /><br /><strong>Musical Guest:</strong> <br /><br /><a href="http://www.gimmegimmes.com">Me First and the Gimme Gimmes</a> performing "Jolene" and "End of the Road" <br /><br /><strong>Impromptu Songs:</strong><ul><li>Swiss Cheese<br /><li><a href="http://www.fluffinbrooklyn.com/assets/mp3/radio/houseband/dannys_song_by_abe_and_jimmy.mp3">Danny's Song, as sung by Abe Lincoln and Jimmy AF Venable</a> (deleted from actual show due to terrifyingness) <br /></ul><strong>Tales of Wonder:</strong><ul><li>Annie and Colleen share their families' favorite traditional ways to stuff themselves silly during the holidays<br /><li>The PARROT BAG!<br /><li>The Cranberries' "Linger"- true meaning exposed!<br /><li><a href="http://www.playgroundghosts.com/yabb/YaBB.pl?num=1167171924">Cool new fan art!</a><br /></ul><strong>Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:</strong><ul><li>"Matchmaker, matchmaker give me a Mikey Give him big hair, make it all spikey!"<br /><li>"Even though your nose is runny, I'm so in love with ya honey..."<br /><li>"That's a great way to start your Christmas... with clam gas."<br /></ul><br /><a href="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/mp3/radio/show51final.mp3">mp3 of Fluff Radio Review Show 51</a><br />(right click to save or just normal finger click to play)<br /><br />---<a href="http://www.playgroundghosts.com/yabb/YaBB.pl?num=1169131280">COMMENT ON THIS SHOW</a>---fluff in brooklyntag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15942604.post-1166227641355850462006-12-15T14:43:00.000-08:002006-12-15T16:10:59.033-08:00FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #50: Carelessly Falling Over th...<strong>FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #50: Carelessly Falling Over the Hill</strong><br /><br /><img src="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/images/radio/overthehill.jpg"><br /><br />Grab your Depends and your tambourine! This is our longest and most bizarre episode to date! Edited down from almost four hours of show, #50 is a crazy hooooootenany celebration of being friggin' old and AARPy. Hear the winning roast by Sir Bob! Sing along to Songs by George Washington! Determine <a href="http://www.playgroundghosts.com/yabb/YaBB.pl?num=1166227600">the future of Mason Brown's sex life</a>! All this and more in this week's episode of Fluff Radio Review!<br /><br /><strong>Musical Guest:</strong> <br /><br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/thefluffradiohouseband">Fluff Radio House Band!</a> <br />(featuring Mason Brown, Mikey IQ Jones, Eric Skiff, Marianne Ways, Anya Garrett, Nick Simone, Eric Cohen, Meghan Daly, Robin Enrico, Klio, Emilie, Martha, as well as Colleen "I Moderately Enjoy Bingo" Venable, Annie "Crazy Old Man" Sanders) <br /><br /><strong>Impromptu Songs:</strong><ul><li><a href="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/mp3/radio/houseband/carelesslywhispering.mp3">Carelessly Whispering</a><br /><li>Faith <br /><li><a href="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/mp3/radio/houseband/additup.mp3">Add it Up</a></ul><strong>Tales of Wonder:</strong><ul><li>The Saga of the Missing Co-Host<br /><li>Charleston Fingers and Presidental Impressions<br /><li>Did Rockapella know where Carmen was? <br /><li>Colleen and Anya Advocate for Legal Marriages for Men to Women <br /><li>Hootenany! <br /><li>The (kinda) Sober People Ramble After Everyone Passes Out<br /></ul><strong>Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:</strong><ul><li>"My drink tastes like bug spray!" "Are you complaining?!" "No, I like it."<br /><li>"If there were an earthquake her head would be in a proper place to survive."<br /><li>"<a href="http://www.wondermark.com">Garfield? Which one, the whiskers or the beard</a>?"<br /><li>"That guy from Lord of the Dance insured his legs for like a million dollars, but he didn't insure his head and if you hit him hard enough in the head his legs won't work."<br /></ul><br /><a href="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/mp3/radio/show50final.mp3">mp3 of Fluff Radio Review Show 50</a><br />(right click to save or just normal finger click to play)<br /><br />---<a href="http://www.playgroundghosts.com/yabb/YaBB.pl?num=1166227600">COMMENT ON THIS SHOW</a>---fluff in brooklyntag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15942604.post-1164262020496198422006-11-22T21:55:00.000-08:002006-11-22T22:07:00.513-08:00FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #49: Silver Parties and Acronym...<strong>FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #49: Silver Parties and Acronymed Farties</strong><br /><br /><img src="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/images/radio/fluffvagues.jpg"><br /><br />With Thanksgiving here, and Christmas just around the bend (by which I mean Dead Man's Curve), Annie and Colleen have been participating in a lot of "good cheer"! After all, nothing says "winter solstice" like a party dedicated entirely to the shininess of the color silver! So take a break from the relatives. Grab yourself a cup o' kindness and a cozy can of cranberry sauce, and cuddle up to the dulcet tones of this week's musical guest, Nouvelle Vague.<br /><br />Oh yeah and the ROAST US contest isn't over yet! Send your best roast to 775-416-5492. <br /><br /><strong>Musical Guest:</strong> <br /><br /><a href="http://www.nouvellesvagues.com">Nouvelle Vague</a> performing "Ever Fallen In Love" and "Sweet and Tender Hooligan" <br /><br /><strong>Tales of Wonder:</strong><ul><li>Relationship Fart Alert Levels Acronyms<br /><li>Silver Party Recap<br /><li>Alyssa cuts a hair! <br /><li>Show 50 Ramp up<br /></ul><strong>Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:</strong><ul><li>"Does Alyssa know that I have underwear everywhere? It was an explosion of my panties!"<br /><li>"It's terrifying because the one girl's nostrils are floating separately for awhile until they find eachother, and they join together again, in harmony, on her nose."<br /><li>"I won [a war with China]! China forfeited by not answering my emails subject "Re: War With You". "<br /></ul><br /><a href="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/mp3/radio/show49final.mp3">mp3 of Fluff Radio Review Show 49</a><br />(right click to save or just normal finger click to play)<br /><br />---<a href="http://www.playgroundghosts.com/yabb/YaBB.pl?num=1164261524">COMMENT ON THIS SHOW</a>---fluff in brooklyntag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15942604.post-1162852471787458742006-11-06T14:10:00.000-08:002006-11-07T12:03:41.833-08:00FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #48: Nipple-Controlled Choose Y...<strong>FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #48: Nipple-Controlled Choose Your Own Adventure</strong><br /><br /><img src="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/images/radio/hulacoll.jpg"><br /><br />Welcome to our first ever Interactive-nipple Cast! To control the outcome out this podcast simply press your designated nipples when we ask you specific questions. Also ! This is the first episode that Annie and Colleen hula-hoop through the entire thing! Mikey IQ Jones is the reluctant judge! Who will hoop longer? Will Colleen ever finish that Pop Tart? Did Annie REALLY just sing that thing about Jesus? Tune in (with your nipples) to this week's episode to find out why this sentence ends with a question mark? <br /><br />Don't forget! The ROAST US contest is still now going on. Send your best roast to 775-416-5492. Find out what the best roaster wins by listening to this amazing (ly hyper) episode!<br /><br /><strong>Musical Guest:</strong> <br /><br /><a href="http://www.bitchmusic.com">Bitch</a> performing "Almost to the Water" and "Drag King Bar" <br /><br /><strong>Tales of Wonder:</strong><ul><li>Light-Up Piano Football<br /><li>The PPP and Pee<br /><li>Annie "Auditory Juggles" an Egg, a Cow, a Giraffe, and some sharp objects <br /><li>Halloween Recap<br /><li>Interactive Choose Your Own Adventure Song (only works if you have nipples)<br /></ul><strong>Impromptu Songs:</strong><ul><li>Crevises<br /><li>Covers of Songs with A Mouthful of Poptarts<br /><li><a href="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/mp3/radio/houseband/roastus.mp3">Roast Us</a><br /><li><a href="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/mp3/radio/houseband/lordentermybody.mp3">The Lord Entered My Body</a></ul><strong>Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:</strong><ul><li>"There's a force field around the door of urine-grabbin."<br /><li>"He's lucky he's a boy. If he was a girl his tampon would probably shoot out."<br /><li>"That was my political piece on obesity in america, so power to the people that don't obese."<br /></ul><br /><a href="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/mp3/radio/show48.mp3">mp3 of Fluff Radio Review Show 48</a><br />(right click to save or just normal finger click to play)<br /><br />---<a href="http://www.playgroundghosts.com/yabb/YaBB.pl?num=1162929291">COMMENT ON THIS SHOW</a>---fluff in brooklyntag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15942604.post-1161668497241685432006-10-23T22:37:00.000-07:002006-10-24T05:42:10.410-07:00FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #47: Mothra vs. Miyagi
Look!...<strong>FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #47: Mothra vs. Miyagi</strong><br /><br /><img src="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/images/radio/mothra.jpg"><br /><br />Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird...it's a plane...no, it's Mothra! EEP! This week, Annie and Colleen are attacked late in the night by various wayward buggies, but don't you worry, Annie Sanders: Fly Assassin has her trusty chopsticks handy! Plus! A review of the new Bob "isn't dead yet" Dylan musical by Colleen (you know you've been dying to see it), a new Fluff fan challenge, and two songs by HUMANWINE (whose songs will certainly warrant a spot on that Halloween party playlist you've been working on all week).<br /><br /><strong>Musical Guest:</strong> <br /><br /><a href="http://www.humanwine.org">HUMANWINE</a> performing "Rivolta Silenziosa" and "Script Language" <br /><br /><strong>Tales of Wonder:</strong><ul><li>A visit from Mothra!<br /><li>Colleen's has a new favorite annoying noise. Can you guess what it is?<br /><li>Why it's useful to be able to recognize the back of Twyla Tharp’s head<br /><li>How to give a machine a stomach-ache<br /></ul><strong>Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:</strong><ul><li>"Am I gonna murder something on air?"<br /><li>"Jeff Goldblum was flying around our apartment..."<br /><li>"It's the dreaded ax moth!"<br /></ul><br /><a href="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/mp3/radio/show47final.mp3">mp3 of Fluff Radio Review Show 47</a><br />(right click to save or just normal finger click to play)<br /><br />---<a href="http://www.playgroundghosts.com/yabb/YaBB.pl?board=comictalk">COMMENT ON THIS SHOW</a>---fluff in brooklyntag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15942604.post-1159905571538884622006-10-03T12:44:00.000-07:002006-10-03T13:06:01.490-07:00FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #46: Country Hams
October is...<strong>FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #46: Country Hams</strong><br /><br /><img src="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/images/radio/wauwau.jpg"><br /><br />October is upon us, dear Fluff fans, which can only mean lumberjacks, halloween, christian guilt, and an inability to walk around naked like you really really really want to. *sigh*...*twombly*<br /><br />p.s. Hey Moms of Annie and Colleen: note the different faces on the girls this week. It's not us in our birthday exclamation points! Rather, that's the amazing Wau Wau Sisters who are absolute NYC vaudevile legends in the making and also happen to be our musical guest this week! <br /><br /><strong>Musical Guest:</strong> <br /><br /><a href="http://www.wauwausisters.com">The Wau Wau Sisters</a> performing "Country Ham" and "Moron" <br /><br /><strong>Tales of Wonder:</strong><ul><li>Halloween Hell House <br /><li>Candyland and Mousetrap: 1880's style<br /><li>Classiness is a Monkey Head with a Straw <br /><li>Lumberjack Day<br /></ul><strong>Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:</strong><ul><li>"Come to Commerce, we have free coin counters and the slide of death, which is how we distinguish ourselves from Wamu who only has the slide of slight terror."<br /><li>"The AF stands for Asbestos and Aids."<br /><li>"Instead of ompa lompas he has genetically modified cows to do his bidding." <br /><li>"I think having a glass monkey head would still be weird."<br /></ul><br /><a href="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/mp3/radio/show46.mp3">mp3 of Fluff Radio Review Show 46</a><br />(right click to save or just normal finger click to play)<br /><br />---<a href="http://www.playgroundghosts.com/yabb/YaBB.pl?board=comictalk">COMMENT ON THIS SHOW</a>---fluff in brooklyntag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15942604.post-1158814019224452722006-09-20T21:40:00.000-07:002006-09-20T22:05:08.036-07:00FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #45: Stranger Than Fiction
Y...<strong>FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #45: Stranger Than Fiction</strong><br /><br /><img src="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/images/radio/strangerthanfiction.jpg"><br /><br />Your cadaverous pallor betrays an aura of foreboding, almost as though you sense a disquieting metamorphosis as Annie and Colleen bring you yet another host of urban legends and scientific anomalies. What is fact and what is fiction, science fans? Are Annie and Colleen actually nutjobs, or is it just your imagination, hmmm? And consider this dismaying observation: this podcast has no logic and no seriousness. Which offers you this chilling challenge... to find a rational explanation! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Of course, there's always OUR way...<br /><br /><strong>Musical Guest:</strong> <br /><br /><a href="http://www.dressybessy.com">Dressy Bessy</a> performing "Electrified" and "Who'd Stop The Rain" <br /><br /><strong>Tales of Wonder:</strong><ul><li>A visit from the Very-Shallow-Water Shark <br /><li>Two Wonderfully Horrifying NYC Transit Stories <br /><li>Bingo with <a href="http://www.mrmurrayhill.com/">Murray Hill</a><br /></ul><strong>Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:</strong><ul><li>"Whoa, Colleen just had a muppet moment!"<br /><li>"Did you take off your vaginas and put 'em in your suitcase?"<br /><li>"There's something about cocks in the bible." <br /></ul><br /><a href="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/mp3/radio/show45final.mp3">mp3 of Fluff Radio Review Show 45</a><br />(right click to save or just normal finger click to play)<br /><br />---<a href="http://www.playgroundghosts.com/yabb/YaBB.pl?board=comictalk">COMMENT ON THIS SHOW</a>---fluff in brooklyntag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15942604.post-1158162975925979392006-09-13T08:55:00.000-07:002006-09-14T05:19:15.080-07:00FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #44: 16 Bits of Fluff
Choose...<strong>FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #44: 16 Bits of Fluff</strong><br /><br /><img src="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/images/radio/16bitfluff.jpg"><br /><br />Choose any of these four exciting characters to guide you through this week's show: Colleen AF Venable, Annie Sanders, Chris Dlugosz, or Mikey IQ Jones. Each has a special ability: Annie has brilliant facial hair and can jump very high, Mikey is very good at defying gravity, Chris can throw things quickly and is a very agile pianist, and Colleen is very unbalanced and smells a bit like the inside of a turkey. Good luck! I hope you make it to level 7 because that's totally the best one. Oh yeah, and should anyone try to interfere with your listening to Fluff Radio Show #44 they can be easily defeated by throwing items plucked from the ground. Like vegetables, other people, or spare trombones. <br /><br /><strong>Musical Guest:</strong> <br /><br /><a href="http://www.chrisdlugosz.net">Chris Dlugosz</a>, of <a href="http://www.pixelcomic.net">PIXEL</a> and <a href="http://www.armcannon.com">ARMCANNON</a> fame, performing "Original 03" and "Super Mario Bros-Underworld Contorted" <br /><br /><strong>Tales of Wonder:</strong><ul><li>We'd Do Hanson If It Cured Cancer <br /><li>Myth Bustin' with Mr. Bean <br /><li>Life is Good in a Frogsuit<br /><li>How to Play Crackman <br /></ul><strong>Impromptu Songs:</strong><ul><a href="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/mp3/radio/houseband/tragicbirthday.mp3">Tragic Birthday</a> (music by Chris Dlugosz, words, screams, and creepy whispers by Annie, Colleen, and Mikey)</ul><strong>Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:</strong><ul><li>"Cheek implants." "Chicken plants?" "Yes. She got chickens implanted in her stomach so she'd never be hungry again."<br /><li>"Streets on the China, never hurt um' before."<br /><li>"The thought of the proverbial dangling quiche." <br /><li>"It's a 'Turkey on Mr. Bean's Head' phone and to answer the phone you lift the turkey off Mr. Bean's head and put it over your own." <br /></ul><br /><a href="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/mp3/radio/show44.mp3">mp3 of Fluff Radio Review Show 44</a><br />(right click to save or just normal finger click to play)<br /><br />---<a href="http://www.playgroundghosts.com/yabb/YaBB.pl?num=1158174876">COMMENT ON THIS SHOW</a>---fluff in brooklyntag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15942604.post-1157515828901210732006-09-05T20:59:00.000-07:002006-09-06T08:16:53.453-07:00FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #43: Captain Annie-O in 3-D
...<strong>FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #43: Captain Annie-O in 3-D</strong><br /><br /><img src="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/images/radio/capteo.jpg"><br /><br />Greetings, science fans! I like that..."science fans"...it's like "sports fans," but for nerds. Today, Annie and Colleen bring you a first in audio technology. By melding together the present technology of podcast radio and the past technology of 3-D movies and Michael Jackson's hot dance moves, Annie and Colleen present: THE VERY FIRST 3-D PODCAST! Ok, so actually we just describe the really cool 3-D Captain EO comic book we got, but it's still really...um...different.<br /><br />May the dance be with you. <br /><br /><strong>Musical Guest:</strong> <br /><br /><a href="http://www.oneringzero.com">One Ring Zero</a> performing two and a half songs from their <i>As Smart As We Are</i> album: "Radio" (words by Daniel Handler the Social and Literary Representative of Lemony Snicket), "Deposition Disposition" (words by Lawrence Krauser), and a clip of <a href="http://click.linksynergy.com/fs-bin/stat?id=GxNpL7s8xf0&offerid=78941&type=3&subid=0&tmpid=1826&RD_PARM1=http%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZStore.woa%252Fwa%252FviewAlbum%253FselectedItemId%253D78560423%2526playListId%253D78560465%2526originStoreFront%253D143441%26partnerId%3D30">"M.C"</a> (words by Michael Chabon in his rejection e-mail to the band)<br /><br /><strong>Tales of Wonder:</strong><ul><li>One Year Anniversary!<br /><li>Colleen Gives Annie the Awesomest Thing Ever: A 3-D Captain EO Comic Book<br /><li>The Red Party<br /><li>Fan Calls from Gwangi and Yanichka<br /><li>Annie Goes to Lake Powell or "Welcome to the Jungle" in the Desert<br /></ul><strong>Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:</strong><ul><li>"Did everyone bring their lesbians?"<br /><li>"Slow in the head, easy in the bed!"<br /><li>"We made an acronym, there's no going back now!" <br /></ul><br /><a href="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/mp3/radio/show43final.mp3">mp3 of Fluff Radio Review Show 43</a><br />(right click to save or just normal finger click to play)<br /><br />---<a href="http://www.playgroundghosts.com/yabb/YaBB.pl?num=1157516244">COMMENT ON THIS SHOW (and see some disturbing pages from the comic book!)</a>---fluff in brooklyntag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15942604.post-1155277101570680192006-08-10T23:06:00.000-07:002006-08-10T23:27:18.473-07:00FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #42: Fluffmerican Gladiators
...<strong>FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #42: Fluffmerican Gladiators</strong><br /><br /><img src="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/images/radio/americanfluff.jpg"><br /><br />Talk about a show with a whole lot going on! Annie, Alyssa, and Colleen fight their way through handbikes, giant hamster balls, a series of archived commercials made by a hyperactive eight-year-old Colleen, a self-interview by an awesome band, many mentions of racy things, piles of chest hair, and tennis ball bullets. <br /><br /><strong>Musical Guest:</strong> <br /><br /><a href="http://www.clawjob.com">Clawjob</a> performing "I Got My Space Pass" and "(Let's Focus On) The Research" from their Sci-Fi Rock Opera, Space Crackers <br /><br /><strong>Tales of Wonder:</strong><ul><li><a href="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/images/radio/ChickenTwisties.jpg">Twisties</a> and the Chickenator<br /><li>1988 KCL Radio 1 (8 Year Old Colleen performs "Applejuice," "Excedrin," and "Interview With Kathleen Venable")<br /><li>Latex Crazies and Documentaries<br /><li>American Gladiators Explained<br /><li>The Do's/Don't's of Chest Hair Shaving at Parties <br /></ul><strong>Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:</strong><ul><li>"Schwarzenader is a very buff guy who likes seat belts."<br /><li>"It was like the Milli Vanilli of wine coolers"<br /><li>"I sang but she fake pianasized." <br /><li>"God my ass is hurting my fingertips!"<br /></ul><br /><a href="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/mp3/radio/show42.mp3">mp3 of Fluff Radio Review Show 42</a><br />(right click to save or just normal finger click to play)<br /><br />---<a href="http://www.playgroundghosts.com/yabb/YaBB.pl?board=comictalk">COMMENT ON THIS SHOW</a>---fluff in brooklyntag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15942604.post-1154490383083631602006-08-01T20:39:00.000-07:002006-08-01T21:04:29.220-07:00FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #41: Thunderstorms are Scary (e...<strong>FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #41: Thunderstorms are Scary (even in basements)</strong><br /><br /><img src="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/images/radio/flashlightening.jpg"><br /><br />So, it's summer, and you know what that means!! NO, not swimsuits, ice cream, and the eternal struggle of positive self-image! It's time for the BIG summer thunderstorm! And just in case you happen to live in a locality that does not receive such natural wonders, Annie and Colleen have ordered one up from God, just for you! Shiver with our heroes at the crack of lightning! Wonder if they really ARE safe in their basement apartment with the window cracked open! Will they ever survive the onslaught of static electriicity and condensation?! Find out this week, on Fluff Radio Review!<br /><br /><strong>Musical Guest:</strong> <br /><br /><a href="http://www.saerze.com">Saer Ze</a> performing "Too Sexy" and "You'll Be Surprised"<br /><br /><strong>Sketches:</strong><ul><li>James Vanderhoffen and Jameserhoffen Visit from<br />Countryenhoffen to teach you a new language!</ul><strong>Tales of Wonder:</strong><ul><li>Crazy Thunderstorm! <br />(listen, you can hear it!)<br />(seriously, Colleen shits her pants)<br /><li>Colleen goes to THE milkshake shop (and brings all the boys in the yard)<br /><li>How to make roast beef popcorn<br /><li>Colleen's new book project<br /><li>Annie and Colleen riff on Star Wars... YET AGAIN (what is this, a Kevin Smith movie?)<br /></ul><strong>Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:</strong><ul><li>"I got stuck in a train, and it was SOOO HOT, I had to put my hands under my arms, and just scoop out the sweat!"<br /><li>"I never made the connection with Playdoh-head and Anakin!"<br /><li>"Onomatopoeia be DAMNED!" <br /><li>"I gotta cover my feet because that's what I do when the monsters might get me."<br /><li>"Loaded rifle popcorn! It'll blow your brain away!" <br /></ul><br /><a href="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/mp3/radio/show41final.mp3">mp3 of Fluff Radio Review Show 41</a><br />(right click to save or just normal finger click to play)<br /><br />---<a href="http://www.playgroundghosts.com/yabb/YaBB.pl?board=comictalk">COMMENT ON THIS SHOW</a>---fluff in brooklyntag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15942604.post-1153460348006388562006-07-20T22:11:00.000-07:002006-07-21T06:56:25.283-07:00FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #39-40: Secret Shows, Beanos, a...<strong>FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #39-40: Secret Shows, Beanos, and Gifts of Hasselhoffs</strong><br /><br /><img src="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/images/radio/warnick40.jpg"><br /><br />Long, long ago in a land we liked to call 2005 we started this here radio show without a single smidgen of an idea what we were doing. In honor of our 40th show we bring back our very first musical guest for a super special LIVE performance. Oooooooh! <a href="http://www.tomwarnick.com">Tom Warnick</a> believed in us back before everyone else did...or maybe he just really wanted that spray on tan we had promised him. The awesome Adam and Alyssa also join us this week, and in case you thought we were kidding, super secret show 39 is now floating around our ftp server. <a href="http://www.fluffinbrooklyn.com/assets/">Yee be pirates and it be booty</a>! Can you find it? I'll give you a hint: It totally won't be worth the effort! <br /><br /><strong>Musical Guest:</strong> <br /><br /><a href="http://www.tomwarnick.com">Tom Warnick & The World's Fair</a> performing "A Little Space" and "Kissing Stand" from his super brand new album "MAY I SEE SOME ID"<br /><br /><strong>Tales of Wonder:</strong><ul><li>Show 39: The Shortest Show Ever<br /><li>Dr. Ethan Frome and Larry King<br /><li>Adam Knows Way Too Much About Video Games<br /><li>The David Hasslehoff Store (the one on 17th)<br /><li>Best Soap Opera Moments of All Time <br /></ul><strong>Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:</strong><ul><li>"You're welcome. That spray on tan you promised never arrived in the mail..."<br /><li>"Link was Link and Princess Zelda was Zelda." "And they were brother and sister that were in love?!"<br /><li>"It's like hot present potato." <br /><li>"A precious sediment of burritto...sounds like you need Beano."<br /><li>"Sitting on my vibrating chicken bridge." <br /></ul><br /><a href="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/mp3/radio/show39and40.mp3">mp3 of Fluff Radio Review Show 40</a><br />(right click to save or just normal finger click to play)<br /><br />---<a href="http://www.playgroundghosts.com/yabb/YaBB.pl?num=1153460570">COMMENT ON THIS SHOW</a>---fluff in brooklyntag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15942604.post-1152847558492482812006-07-13T20:15:00.000-07:002006-07-13T23:21:11.910-07:00FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #38: True Berries of Magical Go...<strong>FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #38: True Berries of Magical Gold</strong><br /><br /><img src="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/images/radio/heavydream.jpg"><br /><br />Welcome bretheren. Tonight we gather together in celebration. Tonight we share in a dream: not only a dream about a heavy guy with a trap door on his back as drawn by <a href="http://www.ilikeapplejuice.com">Travis Nichols</a>, but also a dream of vine ripened fruit. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no Thighlock. For tonight, children, the kingdom of produce is at hand, and golden juice shall spill from our lips like sweet appellations from the mouths of poets. So sit, my friend. Lay down thine burden for a few moments whilest we layeth a few new proverbs on thine ears. Aaaaaaaaaamen. <br /><br /><strong>Musical Guest:</strong> <br /><br />Travis Nichols, cartoonist and awesome rocker from <a href="http://www.ilikeapplejuice.com">ilikeapplejuice.com</a>, performing in two different bands <a href="http://www.theneedies.com">THE NEEDIES</a>' "A Song About Water" and also as <a href="http://www.myspace.com/omegamonsterpatrol">OMEGA MONSTER PATROL</a>'s "The Fixxx"<br /><br /><strong>Tales of Wonder:</strong><ul><li>Sweet Sugar gliders!<br /><li>July 4th weekend recap<br /><li>Embarassing stories, YM magazine style!<br /></ul><strong>Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:</strong><ul><li>"I wouldn't go near the Thighlock; it hasn't had it's true berries of magical gold today!"<br /><li>"Sugar gliders actually LIKE female companions..." <br /><li>"Your cat will become a fur projectile dirty-bomb."<br /></ul><br /><a href="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/mp3/radio/show38final.mp3">mp3 of Fluff Radio Review Show 38</a><br />(right click to save or just normal finger click to play)<br /><br />---<a href="http://www.playgroundghosts.com/yabb/YaBB.pl?board=comictalk">COMMENT ON THIS SHOW</a>---fluff in brooklyntag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15942604.post-1151590867344444812006-06-29T07:20:00.000-07:002006-06-29T07:27:11.636-07:00FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #37: Fluff Radio (Attempts To) ...<strong>FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #37: Fluff Radio (Attempts To) Sell Out</strong><br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tfgqLUFM1g"><img src="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/images/radio/smirnoffad1.jpg"></a><br /><br />Today's show is brought to you by Segways, Smirn Office, Mel Brooks Chest Rub, Mel Brooks Chest Rugs, A Shampoo with Pro-Vitamooons, and anyone else that wants to give us money or big ol' boxes of alco-ma-hol. Click on the picture above for an example of how well we can sell your product! We are professionals. What we are professional at, we have yet to determine. <br /><br /><strong>Musical Guest:</strong> <br /><br /><a href="http://www.devotchka.net/">Devotchka</a> performing "Venus in Furs" and "How it Ends"<br /><br /><strong>Tales of Wonder:</strong><ul><li>Things You Can Learn from Yogi Bear<br /><li>Our New Sponsors (who don't know it yet)<br /><li>The Fluff Who Winner: <a href="http://www.angelfire.com/crazy/afterschoolspecial/">NEIL!</a> <br /><li>Annie is a Bully<br /><li>Bob Is Going to Be OKAY<br /></ul><strong>Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:</strong><ul><li>"If you're really pretentious every time you say the same word you get more and more mispronounced, so if you say bachelors the next time you say it Bahaachelers and then Bahaachetittlers."<br /><li>"Heeeeey! I'm wearing pineapple pants!" <br /><li>"I've got to be freeeeee. Something something something and something that probably rhymes with freeee."<br /><li>"Got a head cold? Rub a little Mel Brooks on your chest and you'll be feeling spiffy by morning."<br /></ul><br /><a href="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/mp3/radio/show37.mp3">mp3 of Fluff Radio Review Show 37</a><br />(right click to save or just normal finger click to play)<br /><br />---<a href="http://www.playgroundghosts.com/yabb/YaBB.pl?num=1151588091">COMMENT ON THIS SHOW</a>---fluff in brooklyntag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15942604.post-1150774604258754802006-06-19T20:07:00.000-07:002006-06-29T07:26:42.623-07:00FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #36: Rumby Stick
Hallo, neig...<strong>FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #36: Rumby Stick</strong><br /><br /><img src="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/images/radio/rumbystick.jpg"><br /><br />Hallo, neighbor! What brings thee to this pre-Colonial neck of the woods? I see you are doing naught but sitting. An idle mind is the devil's playground, or so we say. Perchance I might interest you in a toy of rustic fashioning, a simple wheel propelled by a wooden rod. Yes, my friend, it is my rumby stick! Would you like to have a go at it? It may be difficult at first, but stay with it and soon you shall find yourself cavorting up and down the cobblestones with nary a care in the world! Why, just last week I sold one to old Thomas Payne, and what a time he had!<br /><br /><strong>Musical Guest:</strong> <br /><br /><a href="http://www.thedittybops.com">The Ditty Bops</a> performing "Angel With An Attitude" and "Aluminum Can"<br /><br /><strong>Tales of Wonder:</strong><ul><li> The Studio Is Haunted by <a href="http://www.playgroundghosts.com">Playground Ghosts</a> (aka the <a href="http://www.chrisyates.com/reprographics">Yates</a> and the <a href="http://www.wondermark.com">Malki!</a>)<br /><li>MOCCA Recap<br /><li>Colonial Williamsburg is Embarrassing at 25 with your Parents<br /><li>The <a href="http://www.playgroundghosts.com/yabb/YaBB.pl?num=1150773932">FLUFF WHO Finalists</a> are Announced!<br /></ul><strong>Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:</strong><ul><li>"Putting on the Ritz...Cracker that is!"<br /><li>"I'm full of cheese and ready for love!"<br /><li>"La la la naked."<br /><li>"Free high-fives, while supplies last."<br /></ul><br /><a href="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/mp3/radio/show36final.mp3">mp3 of Fluff Radio Review Show 36</a><br />(right click to save or just normal finger click to play)<br /><br />---<a href="http://www.playgroundghosts.com/yabb/YaBB.pl?board=comictalk">COMMENT ON THIS SHOW</a>---fluff in brooklyntag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15942604.post-1150179327456706472006-06-12T23:08:00.000-07:002006-06-12T23:15:27.470-07:00FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #35: The Rob and Mark Show Show...<strong>FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #35: The Rob and Mark Show Show</strong><br /><br /><img src="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/images/radio/robandmark.jpg"><br /><br />Musical Comedy Duo Rob and Mark, from the very appropriately named "The Rob and Mark Show," join Annie and Colleen in the studio this week for the first ever live musical guest appearance. Not only do they rock all of Brooklyn, teach us about food conservation through Mole People, but they also play (and WIN) the first ever live FLUFF WHO game with a little help from Tyler and leather bars. <br /><br /><strong>Musical Guest:</strong> <br /><br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/therobandmarkshow">The Rob and Mark Show</a> performing "The Blog Song" and "Let's Switch Cars"<br /><br /><strong>Tales of Wonder:</strong><ul><li>Bad Face Painting Experiences<br /><li>How To Lose Friends With You Tube<br /><li>The Moooooole People (they live under the tracks)<br /><li>Shaqsphere in the Park<br /><li>Rob and Mark Guess Who<br /></ul><strong>Impromptu Songs:</strong><ul><li>The Mole People <br /></ul><strong>Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:</strong><ul><li>"I'm not good enough to bring frozen grapes to the next soccer match!"<br /><li>"What was captain hook's name before they cut off his hand?" "He was captain 'look at this awesome watch.'" <br /><li>"Buy one of the lightbulbs from the electrical light parade. It'll get you SO HIGH."<br /></ul><br /><a href="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/mp3/radio/show35.mp3">mp3 of Fluff Radio Review Show 35</a><br />(right click to save or just normal finger click to play)<br /><br />---<a href="http://www.playgroundghosts.com/yabb/YaBB.pl?board=comictalk">COMMENT ON THIS SHOW</a>---fluff in brooklyntag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15942604.post-1149359302275508572006-06-02T11:18:00.000-07:002006-06-03T11:50:10.830-07:00FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #34: Mr. T Loves Naked Lady Too...<strong>FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #34: Mr. T Loves Naked Lady Toothbrushes</strong><br /><br /><img src="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/images/radio/pinkwigspic.jpg"><br /><br />The Guess Who Contest is well underway with <a href="http://www.playgroundghosts.com/yabb/YaBB.pl?num=1148649968">loads of entries</a> hanging around the forum. You've still got a week to get them to us! We pity the foo who doesn't enter as well as the foo who's never seen a naked lady toothbrush. Our gums have never been so fresh. Arrr.<br /><br /><strong>Musical Guest:</strong> <br /><br /><a href="http://www.100damnedguns.com">100 Damned Guns</a> performing "Hangin'" and "I Fall Down" <br /><br /><strong>Tales of Wonder:</strong><ul><li>Guess Who Contest Update!<br /><li>How To Make Friends and Distribute Potatoes in Cafeterias<br /><li>Fleet Week Sea Men<br /><li>What Happens When You Call 911 for Snakes<br /><li>Naked Lady Toothbrushes<br /></ul><strong>Impromptu Songs:</strong><ul><li>An Old Austrian<br /><li>The Mr. T Challenge</ul><strong>Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:</strong><ul><li>"Annie's Got the Lice of the Face!"<br /><li>"Girls gone wild, gone to elementary school, to serve mashed potatoes." <br /><li>"Sea People! Sea People! But at least that's better than Sea Men! Sea Men!"<br /><li>"Hoooooly Kid!" "Holy baby goat?"<br /><li>"Guess who killed the butler, because it couldn't be the butler."<br /></ul><br /><a href="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/mp3/radio/show34.mp3">mp3 of Fluff Radio Review Show 34</a><br />(right click to save or just normal finger click to play)<br /><br />---<a href="http://www.playgroundghosts.com/yabb/YaBB.pl?board=comictalk">COMMENT ON THIS SHOW</a>---fluff in brooklyntag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15942604.post-1147871744756989582006-05-17T06:06:00.000-07:002006-05-26T07:40:48.746-07:00FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #32: Last Words
Do you have ...<strong>FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #32: Last Words</strong><br /><br /><img src="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/images/radio/lastwords.jpg"><br /><br />Do you have your last words ready? Colleen and Annie tell you some of their favorite last words of all time, both making you laugh and accidentally ponder your exisitence. Yeah, sorry about the pondering. But don't worry balanced out all that depressing stuff with talk of boogers. *whispered* Awwwwwwsome. <br /><br /><strong>Musical Guest:</strong> <br /><br /><a href="http://www.voxtrot.net">Voxtrot</a> performing "Mothers, Daughters, Sisters, and Wives" and "The Start of Something" <br /><br /><strong>Tales of Wonder:</strong><ul><li>How to Save our Nation's Capital from Vandalism-ers<br /><li>Kindergarten Cop Prank Calls<br /><li>Henry Rollins is Crazy (but Likes Lemony Snicket)<br /><li>Thomas Grasso's Last Words<br /><li>Amber from <a href="http://web.mac.com/djladoo/iWeb/4DD165DB-31A3-412F-BB71-AF93FDA36BB6/Welcome.html">"Mom You're Ruining Our Fort"</a> Says Hello, Hotline Style<br /><li>Don't Put Butter Down Your Pants <br /></ul><strong>Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:</strong><ul><li>"Are you going to paddle on the Jefferson?" <br /><li>"Henry Rollins, not to be confused with HarperCollins." <br /><li>"You think cow milk is expensive these days. You should try finding panda milk."<br /><li>"La Mega Te Paga. Oooh I'm covered wine...no wait this is money."<br /></ul><br /><a href="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/mp3/radio/show32.mp3">mp3 of Fluff Radio Review Show 32</a><br />(right click to save or just normal finger click to play)<br /><br />---<a href="http://www.playgroundghosts.com/yabb/YaBB.pl?board=comictalk">COMMENT ON THIS SHOW</a>---fluff in brooklyntag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15942604.post-1148611031241821482006-05-25T19:19:00.000-07:002006-05-26T07:40:01.100-07:00FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #33: Guess Who's My Baby Daddy
...<strong>FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #33: Guess Who's My Baby Daddy</strong><br /><br /><img src="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/images/radio/guesswho.jpg"><br /><br />I'm Jimmy. Colleen's my mom. Did you just try to talk? Sorry. Actually. No wait, I wasn't done. You should stop trying to talk. Did you hear about the contest? They said if you send in your picture they'll make your head into a board game. Are you chewing gum? They said they could find out who my daddy is. I bet he's a baseball player. Or an astronaut. Who plays baseball. You smell minty. On the moon. He hits really far. He's my dad. Colleen's my mom. Still. Send in your pictures. GUESS WHO! is my dad. <br /><br /><strong>Musical Guest:</strong> <br /><br /><a href="http://www.vermillionlies.com">Vermillion Lies</a> performing "No Good" and "Circus Apocalypse" <br /><br /><strong>Tales of Wonder:</strong><ul><li>Convention Mention, What's Your...uh Tension?<br /><li>Washington D.C. City of No Pants<br /><li>Chapstick Pyramid of Glory<br /><li>Who Stole Jesus' Body?<br /><li><a href="http://www.playgroundghosts.com/yabb/YaBB.pl?num=1148649968">The Guess Who Contest</a><br /></ul><strong>Sketches:</strong><ul><li>Jimmy the Most Annoying Fake Child in the World<br /></ul><strong>Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:</strong><ul><li>"Don't dough me!" <br /><li>"Wouldn't it be awesome if we had zippered belly buttons?" <br /><li>"He looks like the man from the Six Flags commercials, but skinnier and less like 'a woman underneath'."<br /><li>"...and I get on the escalator and there's this giant thumbprint behind me and he proceeds to hit on me!"<br /></ul><strong>CONTEST!:</strong><br />Listen to this week's show for a chance to win prizes beyond your wildest dreams, unless you often dream about board games, in which case, I guess it's not too crazy. Send in your entries to annnie@fluffinbrooklyn.com & colleen@fluffinbrooklyn.com or post them <a href="http://www.playgroundghosts.com/yabb/YaBB.pl?num=1148649968">on the forum</a>. <br /><br /><a href="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/mp3/radio/show33final.mp3">mp3 of Fluff Radio Review Show 33</a><br />(right click to save or just normal finger click to play)<br /><br />---<a href="http://www.playgroundghosts.com/yabb/YaBB.pl?num=1148649968">COMMENT ON THIS SHOW</a>---fluff in brooklyntag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15942604.post-1147409942836848922006-05-10T21:55:00.000-07:002006-05-11T22:04:56.900-07:00FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #31: Gilda
This is Gilda. G...<strong>FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #31: Gilda</strong><br /><br /><img src="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/images/radio/yenta.jpg.png"><br /><br /><br />This is Gilda. Gilda Goldenstein. I hope you are all planning on going to temple this weekend like the good Jews your mother and father taught you to be. My Bobby will be there. He’s single now. Colleen turned him down. She doesn’t know what she’s missing. My mother always told me to keep a jag in the garage, a mink in my closet and a Jewish tiger in my bed, if you know what I mean. My Bobby will give you all three. So really, I think you should come to temple. Who knows, maybe my Bobby will like you. He especially likes girls with good noses. You can always tell a good cook if she has a good nose. And my Bobby loves a good cook. He once dated a woman who wasn’t such a good cook. I made sure he knew what he was gettng himself into. I cooked him every kind of kosher recipe I could find and brought it over every night, right after they ate dinner and before I got Bobby into his pajamas, just so he could see what he was missing. She didn’t last long. But I’m sure you’re a great cook. You should come to temple and meet my Bobby. He’s such a handsome boy. Take care, honey. And tell your mother I said hello.<ul>-Gilda</ul><br /><strong>Musical Guest:</strong> <br /><br /><a href="http://www.icewagonflu.com">Icewagon Flu</a> performing "Nudity" and "Liza Was Rejected" <br /><br /><strong>Tales of Wonder:</strong><ul><li>Colleen Gets Pregnant While Vomiting in a Target Parking Lot<br /><li>Chicago: Unsafe for Public Art<br /><li>Kids say the dirtiest things!<br /><li> Do things taste better when eaten through your nose? A Fluff Radio Exclusive<br /></ul><strong>Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:</strong><ul><li>"If I was an astronaut, would I be less congested or more? Would the snot inside of my head float?"<br /><li>"Security guards on Segways! Cops with shot puts!" <br /><li>"Am I the only one who gets pokey boogers?"<br /></ul><br /><a href="http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/mp3/radio/show31final.mp3">mp3 of Fluff Radio Review Show 31</a><br />(right click to save or just normal finger click to play)<br /><br />---<a href="http://www.playgroundghosts.com/yabb/YaBB.pl?board=comictalk">COMMENT ON THIS SHOW</a>---fluff in brooklyn