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Last week's LLA! I explained my poisonous giraffe-infested blender dilema. 33 of you responded to my distressed yelps for advice. 25 of you felt that even though I had a weird growing giraffe in my blender for the last four months if I cleaned out the blender and drank from it once again I WOULDN'T DIE. Well, let's put that theory to the test...
...(oh, yeah and if you need my will it's in the file cabinet by my craft closet under "A" for "Aw, SHIT I really died! That kinda sucks.")...
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Death= CHEATED!
-FIN!-
or is it...
-FINAGAIN!-
well not quite...
See you in four months, little Tito...
Things you really didn't NEED to know about Colleen:
For the record, if you had ACTUALLY voted for me to consume part of the smoothied giraffe I would have. Why you may ask? You know in middle school when everyone would finish their food and put it into a big cup in the middle of the table, drenching the concoction of grilled cheese, fries, lasagna, and peas with chocolate milk, and dared someone to drink it...I would always be the girl to take up the challenge. I can never resist a goofy bet. Sure a giraffe made of the same polymer that baby diapers are made of was a bit different than mushy cheese fries but my logic is sometimes a bit skewed. A good example would be this conversation I had with Klio during one of our extremely productive mid-workday talks.
Colleen: So I think I'm actually going to consume some of the giraffe juice, well, I mean only if people vote that way.
Klio (along with a somewhat terrified stare): I really can't encourage you to do that. I get its for art's sake, but please don't drink that giraffe water.
Colleen: Drink the water? EW! I'm dumping the water. It's been stagnant for like four months! I was just talking about blending the giraffe and eating part of it.
special thanks to Annie S. for helping me with the pictures and, you know, making sure I didn't die and stuff
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