Let's Learn About!: Let's Learn About Food Conservation! <br>Mastering Microwaving Through Trial and Error

2.03.2005  

Let's Learn About Food Conservation!
Mastering Microwaving Through Trial and Error

An Official CAFV Guide: How NOT to Microwave Your Lunch

Start with something yummily edible

Buy more of it than you can eat in one day

Devour first half, refrigerate the second half

Go back to work day-dreaming of tomorrow's yummy edible leftovers

Go to sleep dreaming of yummy edible leftovers and that your first grade teacher is now a giraffe with gold-stars for spots who speaks only in mono-symbolic grunts and throws bowling balls at you each time you try to raise your hand to go to the bathroom

Wake up and take a shower, praising yourself on how much money you will be saving by eating your yummy edible leftovers in just a few hours

Go to work, wait until 1pm

Take out your yummy edible leftover and place it in a microwavable bowl

Walk towards microwave holding your bowl

Encounter co-worker in the kitchen complaining about how long the week has felt

Reply to your co-worker with a question followed up by a lame joke "What day of the week is it? Wednesday? Thursday? September?"

While executing this lame joke, simultaneously place your microwavable bowl containing your uneaten yummy edible leftovers in the sink

Turn on the water


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