An Official CAFV Guide: How NOT to Microwave Your Lunch
Start with something yummily edible
Buy more of it than you can eat in one day
Devour first half, refrigerate the second half
Go back to work day-dreaming of tomorrow's yummy edible leftovers
Go to sleep dreaming of yummy edible leftovers and that your first grade teacher is now a giraffe with gold-stars for spots who speaks only in mono-symbolic grunts and throws bowling balls at you each time you try to raise your hand to go to the bathroom
Wake up and take a shower, praising yourself on how much money you will be saving by eating your yummy edible leftovers in just a few hours
Go to work, wait until 1pm
Take out your yummy edible leftover and place it in a microwavable bowl
Walk towards microwave holding your bowl
Encounter co-worker in the kitchen complaining about how long the week has felt
Reply to your co-worker with a question followed up by a lame joke "What day of the week is it? Wednesday? Thursday? September?"
While executing this lame joke, simultaneously place your microwavable bowl containing your uneaten yummy edible leftovers in the sink
Turn on the water
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