“No thanks, Sammy. I’m trying to cut down on my jerky consumption. You know gotta watch the thighs for growth and stuff! But have a wonderf...”

“CITIZEN’S ARREST!” Sammy’s overprotective mother jumps out from behind the back area. “How DARE you refuse my son’s jerky! CITIZEN’S ARREST!”

“Wait, no, I didn’t mean to insult anyone it’s just I....aw poop!”

What do you do?