Two seconds after she said she was putting you under citizen's arrest the front door came CRASHING down by the boot of a police officer.

"Wow, citizen's arrest REALLY works," you think as the cuffs come down and they begin to read you your rights.

You're taken downtown and printed. At first the officers are rather rough with you, hell you were terrorizing a poor defenseless little amoebic mother, but after they see your fingerprints everyone in the whole damn precinct becomes somewhat fascinated by you. You see, your ring finger on your right hand has a print that looks exactly, and I mean EXACTLY like Curtis Armstrong!

What you don't know who Curtis Armstrong is? MAN! You got some culturing to do!

At first they gave you and your "Booger" finger special treatment. A special cell all to yourself. Meals with extra helpin's of goulash. A pack of cigarette or two (to barter with other inmates a la Shawshank) just for posing for polaroids with the guards' grandkids...who didn't seem to appreciate Curtis Armstrong as much as they really should have.

Everything was wonderful until a certain super villain turned another certain super villain in. You were the only single cell in the entire prison and now you had a roomie on the way. One of the most evil super villains to ever roam the planet...

McFluffy was moving in!

What do you do?