You’ve got two days to plan your escape before McFluffy moves in and crushes all the fun you’ve been able to have in prison.

You’re going to need a shovel, and a change of clothes, and a...

Why is the guard staring at you like that?

“Um...so I guess I should probably tell you something. You kinda sorta don’t need to break out.”

“What? McFluffy isn’t coming?!”

“No...he’s still gonna be here in a few days, but well...I’m not sure how to tell you this, but you were never REALLY arrested in the first place.”

“WHAT!”

“Well, we were just trying to scare you a bit to keep you from being mean to micro-organisms, but after we saw your amazing fingerprint well, we sorta pretended that you had to go to prison so we could you know...like chill a bit and get to be friends. No hard feelings I hope. Sorry you have to go.”

No words on the planet could describe how odd you felt as you walked out of that cell a free person...who HAD been free for the years you had been living there. You wonder if your apartment is still safe, or if something  bad happened to it.

You wonder what it would have been like to live with a supervillain. You ALSO wonder if this is the shortest possible version of this CYOA (if you only hit four pages) and the answer to that is yes...why yes it is it’s 2:00a.m. on Friday and I can’t figure out how to end this.

So I guess I’ll end it standard CYOA style.

As you walk away from the prison a giant dragon comes out and bites your head off.

And they lived happily (everyone but you) ever after.

THE END

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