Fluff in Brooklyn is the story of four roommates (well four plus 40 Armymen, One Rubber Chicken, & the Ghost of an Alcoholic Dog) living in  the Windsor Terrace area of Brooklyn, NY.

Road Trip:

The story starts at Halloween where we realize Shelley has feelings for Fuzzywig.

FURBOA THE JERBOA

(What do you mean you don’t know what a JERBOA is?

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Role: The Token Insane Jerboa

Likes: Puddin’ Snacks, Floyd-His Pet Chicken, Another Bad Creation, Generally Driving His Roommates Up Metaphorical Walls

Dislikes: Aquascaping, Someone Changing the Channel During Re-Runs of Hey Dude, being alone

DERBY THE FROG (aka SUPER TADPOLE)

Role: The Ex-Super Hero Frog Who Has Been Sitting On the Same Spot On the Couch Since 1984

Likes: ABC, NBC, CBS, HSN, QVC, BYOB, LOL, BF4EVA

Dislikes: Jerboas and Other Jumping Creatures Getting In the Way of the TV, Screaming Fans from His Tadpole Crime Fighting Days, People Asking “But If You Never Leave the Couch How Do You Go To The Bathroom”

SHELLEY LLAMA

Role: The New Roomie and Only Slightly Sane One

Likes: Vladimir Horowitz, Nabokov, Wallace Stevens, Edward Albee, Donating to Charity, Complaining About The Sorry State Of the Crumbled Feminist Regime, Peace Marches, Furboa to Shut Up Every Once and A While

Dislikes: Being Interrupted During the Last 10 Pages of a Book, Prank Phone Calls, Listening to Right Said Fred’s Greatest Hits on Repeat for 7 Straight Hours, Her Job Answering Phones at Badger&Badger,

PROFESSOR FUZZYWIG THE AMOEBA

Role: Genius Microscopic Amoeba Who Has No Luck With The Ladies and A Crippling Crush on Shelley, Pays His Share of the Rent By Teaching University of Phoenix Online Courses

Likes: Shelley Llama’s Fur, Shelley Llama’s Walk, Letting Shelley Llama Think She Can Beat Him At Trivial Pursuit, Shelley Llama’s Breathing Pattern When She Sleeps, Steven Hawking

Dislikes: Furboa’s Lack of Conversation Skills, The TV ALWAYS Being On, Inability To Wear Pants, Pseudopod Jokes

TRENT GIRAFFE

Role: The heartthrob pinup to enhance “Fluff in Brooklyn” wall calendar sales, a bit of a jerk & sexist pig (er...giraffe?) but one look into his beautiful sunglasses and Rrrrrrrow! He lives next door.

Likes: Mirrored surfaces, Nutella Body Spread, Anything He Can Dance To Which Is Anything Since He’s a Fantastic Dancer, Cheating At Board Games, The Top

Dislikes: Amoebas With College Degrees Trying To Steal His Ladies, Losing Money to His Roommate Higgins, Dating Less Than Three Girls at a Time, Allergies

HIGGINS THE COW

Role: Compulsive Gambling Cow Next Door, Roommate of Trent, Always in Trent’s Shadow, mainly because trent is 6 times his height

Likes: Winning Money, Odds in His Favor, Horse Races, Dog Races, Cock Fights, Frog Jumping Contests, O.T.B., Atlantic City, Vegas, Keno, Blackjack, Poker, that Slot Machine with the “Little Green Men”

Dislikes: Losing Wallet, Losing at Bets, Losing his Bladder Control (why oh why do they have to give you SO MANY free drinks?), Loan Sharks, Angry Jockeys

GARY THE NARRATOR

Role: Called into action during the Tadpolite Saga, Gary the Narrator took over the role of storyteller so Colleen didn’t have to anymore.

Always represented as solid blocks of green, Gary doesn’t particularly seem to like his job, and has a tendency to drink too much of the “happy sauce” when he’s feeling down.

He often tends to forget to narrate and instead tell stories of his own childhood, much to Colleen’s frustration.

THE ARMYMEN

Role: 40+ Armymen who Arrived in the Apartment to Reinact a (dance dance) Revolution with Furboa, But Were HUGE Super Tadpole Fans and Were Invited To Stay To Be Derby’s Personal Servants

Likes: Military Reinactments of the French Revolution, Civil War, and Battle at the Alamo, Super Tadpole, Feeding Super Tadpole, Washing Super Tadpole, Changing the Channel For Super Tadpole, Everybody Loves Raymond

Dislikes: 40 Armymen, Only Two Spare Couches

FLOYD THE INANIMATE RUBBER CHICKEN

Role: Furboa’s Adopted Son He Found on The Street

Likes: Sitting Very Very Still and Very Very Quiet

Dislikes: Moving, Speaking, Breathing, “Learning to Dance” in The Bathroom Sink.

SPUDS THE GHOST

Role: Due To Community Service He is Prof. Fuzzywig’s Personal Guardian Angel Sent Here To Give Him Advise About Women

Likes: Beer, Alcohol, Women Drinking Beer, Women Drinking Alcohol, Women Playing Beach Volleyball While Drinking Beer/Alcohol, Women Surfing While Drinking Beer/Alcohol

Dislikes: Community Service, 10-year-olds That Can’t Hold Their Liquor, Amoeba’s That Will Just NEVER Get Women & In Turn Make It Hard To Ever Complete Community Service

ARCHIE TEETH, BETTY, and VERONICA

Role: Archie Teeth is a loan shark who occasionally lends Higgins money. Along with his faithful lady cronies, he instills fear into the hearts of anyone who doesn’t pay him back promptly (or promises to lend him a copy of a book and then takes their sweet ass time to get it to him.

Veronica is his dark haired lass.

Betty is his fair haired lass, who Trent took a likin’ too but was quite unsuccessful in his pursuit.

THE TADPOLITES

Role: Loyal followers of Super Tadpole (aka DERBY) the Tadpolites are the remaining members of his fan club who are DETERMINED to find their hero.

The Tadpolites are mute to prevent super villains from realizing their identity. (Unfortunately they had a habit of always wearing Super Tadpole t-shirts which makes them a bit easier to recognize.) To communicate they have a secret mute language which, luckily, Gary the Narrator can somewhat translate.

THE SUPER VILLAINS