You’re Hungry.

The floor has gotten cold, mostly because Furboa left the stupid door open.)

He’s lying next to you, periodically making “Earthworm” sounds and then following them up with maniacal giggles.

You wonder if this is a new ring of hell.

“You’re good at this game, Random Non-Named Neighbor-Person!” Furboa finally says after the first twelve weeks.

You try not to breathe. Maybe he’ll think you died.

After sixty-four weeks the press find out about the amazing Brooklynite who does the world’s greatest earthworm impression. The press is calling you “The Worm Person” and reporters are filming you 24 hours a day, while famous actors come to fawn over you and learn from your amazing acting. You truly were the greatest earthworm the acting world had ever seen.

Tom Cruise was there, as well as Phyllis Diller (his new found love for her devotion to “Acting Old” and never breaking character) and a whole bunch of other celebrities that have names that you’d recognize, but I probably wouldn’t so I won’t even make the attempt to look them up. There were a few people with dark hair and a few with light. I’m sure you can figure out who I’m talking about. One celebrity I DID recognize was George Foreman who was so impressed he named his next five children Worm, Worm, Worm, Worm, and Family-Sized-Grill-Number-25.

Unfortunately, not everyone was happy.