Larry “The Earthworm” Smith couldn’t believe someone had just broken his record of lying down and pretending to be an earthworm while wearing nothing but underwear and a wool scarf. Sure people had beat him before in velvet scarves, but someone else with wool?! That was just unacceptable!

Disguised as Katie Couric, Larry “The Earthworm” Smith came into your apartment (after paying Higgins the $37 entrance fee). Higgins was too busy counting out the change to notice that Larry “The Earthworm” had a large bomb strapped to his chest.

You noticed it right away, but your leg was too asleep from 64 weeks of not moving it to even attempt to run away.

“Oh, well,” You thought as the explosion rang through your ears. “This is better than listening to Tom Cruise ask Phyllis if she wanted to go to his ‘Gun Show’ again...”

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