Welcome to the first ever Fluff in Brooklyn Choose-Your-Own-Adventure!

Now, I know what you are thinking “Hey, this isn’t a comic, where the hell are all the pictures?!” But that’s where you are wrong. There ARE pictures.

They’re in your BRAIN! They come from words! Words you read! Wooo Imagination!

Alright, let’s get started!

The Basic Story:

You’ve been living next door to the Fluff cast for years now. While you think you are quite easy to get along with, the type of person who never misses a town meeting, the type who helps little old ladies across the street, the type who volunteers at the local homeless shelter as well as at storytime readings at the local library, there’s one thing in the world that drives you insane. One furry, little, light brown, hopping THING that drives you insane.

Furboa Jerboa is the worst neighbor in the history of bad neighbors.

Now, don’t get me wrong, you KNOW he means well, but his “meaning well” usually ends up with some portion of your apartment on fire or you attempting to explain to a delivery man that you did not order the custom made 10-foot statue of Zeus throwing lightening bolts while riding on the back of a giraffe in a business suit. (The giraffe is wearing the business suit, not Zeus, because that would just be silly.)

Your mission in this game is to avoid Furboa at all costs! Lie, cheat, steal, pretend to be an earthworm for 64 weeks straight, anything to keep your hyper-active jerboa neighbor from destroying your simple, quiet life!

Got it?

GOOD!

Now, let’s get started! 

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