“Wait!” Professsor Fuzzywig cries from the other room. “Don’t you know the laws of magical condiments?! You can’t put magical mayo on TOP of magical cold-cuts! One of three things will happen:

1. A portal to another dimension will open up causing instability in the world as we know it

2. The two types of magic between the bread will counteract each other, creating a BOMB and blowing up half of the borough

3. Your sandwich will have increased in fat by 300%!”

“Fat’s my favorite flavor sandwich!,” Furboa chimes as you try desperately to soak up all the Professor just said. Is it worth risking the stability of the universe for a tastier sandwich...and what did he mean by “a portal”?