You climb in the speed boat and immediately begin putting on your captain’s hat and sunscreen. Just as you are finishing up the last bit on your back, you realize your boat is almost floating against the ceiling...and the door is four feet below the water line!

“DOUBLE CRAP!”

You weight your options. If you jump out of the boat and swim you might make it out before the water level rises too high. If you drive the boat fast enough you might be able to break a hole in the wall and get out. If you stay in the boat and let the water kill you they’re SURE to make it into a movie.

God, what to do what to do!

If ONLY you knew what actor would be cast!