As your hand clutches the cell your palm accidentally hits the “talk” button answering the phone call for the stranger.

“Fuzzywig is that you? Speak up!”

“Um...hello?”

“What the hell is wrong with your voice! Tell Mommy what’s wrong!”

“Oh, I’m sorry Mrs. Amoeba, I’m not Fuzzywig. I’m just his next door neighbor. He must have left his phone here when I had him install that new blender in my kitchen. I’ve never been very good at getting the stick thingies to go into the holes in the wall.”

“THIEF! THIEF!”

“Mam, I think there’s a misunderstanding...”

“CITIZEN’S ARREST! DON’T MOVE A MUSCLE UNTIL THE COPS GET THERE!”

What do you do?