You turn the “C” valve and a recording starts.

“Hello and welcome to the Time Machine Kitsch -Mobile version 4.85. I’m glad you chose to turn the ‘C’ valve first because the ‘H’ valve has a fifty-fifty chance of either sending you to 1886 or turning your entire exoskeleton to dust. One or the other. Due to this manufacturing error our lawyers suggest you stick with the ‘C’ value and listen to our 100% free radio. This first song is from Insane Clown Posse’s new album “We Really Like Kittens Now, We Swear. And We Are Actually Talking about Cats. We Swear.”

As the awful sound of ICP starts to reverberate throughout the antique bathtub, you can’t help but wonder which part of the 50/50 would come true if you turned the ‘H’ valve..

What do you do?