The only way to truly understand someone is to walk in their shoes. Unfortunately, Monsters don’t wear shoes...so the only way to TRULY understand them is to stop wearing shoes entirely sew your toes together and start to smash buildings and devour innocent citizens.

Twenty-seven smashed buildings later, you still can’t figure out what’s making the monsters so mad...in fact, you realize that perhaps the reason they are crushing buildings is because it’s fun. Like really, REALLY fun!

Maybe this is what you were meant to do in life? Maybe Furboa in his own little demented way was just trying to show you the path towards the career you were destined for! Being a monster is fantastic! You’re really good at it!

You smile, as you knock down another bridge with the help of your new found friends. You really should thank Furboa. It’s kinda a shame that you devoured him a few days ago.

Oh, well.

 

THE END

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