FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #35: The Rob and Mark Show Show

Musical Comedy Duo Rob and Mark, from the very appropriately named “The Rob and Mark Show,” join Annie and Colleen in the studio this week for the first ever live musical guest appearance. Not only do they rock all of Brooklyn, teach us about food conservation through Mole People, but they also play (and WIN) the first ever live FLUFF WHO game with a little help from Tyler and leather bars.

Musical Guest:

The Rob and Mark Show performing “The Blog Song” and “Let’s Switch Cars”

Tales of Wonder:

• Bad Face Painting Experiences
• How To Lose Friends With You Tube
• The Moooooole People (they live under the tracks)
• Shaqsphere in the Park
• Rob and Mark Guess Who

Impromptu Songs:

• The Mole People

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

• “I’m not good enough to bring frozen grapes to the next soccer match!”
• “What was captain hook’s name before they cut off his hand?” “He was captain ‘look at this awesome watch.’”
• “Buy one of the lightbulbs from the electrical light parade. It’ll get you SO HIGH.”

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FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #34: Mr. T Loves Naked Lady Toothbrushes

The Guess Who Contest is well underway with loads of entries hanging around the forum. You’ve still got a week to get them to us! We pity the foo who doesn’t enter as well as the foo who’s never seen a naked lady toothbrush. Our gums have never been so fresh. Arrr.

Musical Guest:

100 Damned Guns performing “Hangin’” and “I Fall Down”

Tales of Wonder:

• Guess Who Contest Update!
• How To Make Friends and Distribute Potatoes in Cafeterias
• Fleet Week Sea Men
• What Happens When You Call 911 for Snakes
• Naked Lady Toothbrushes

Impromptu Songs:

• An Old Austrian
• The Mr. T Challenge

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

• “Annie’s Got the Lice of the Face!”
• “Girls gone wild, gone to elementary school, to serve mashed potatoes.”
• “Sea People! Sea People! But at least that’s better than Sea Men! Sea Men!”
• “Hoooooly Kid!” “Holy baby goat?”
• “Guess who killed the butler, because it couldn’t be the butler.”

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FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #33: Guess Who’s My Baby Daddy

I’m Jimmy. Colleen’s my mom. Did you just try to talk? Sorry. Actually. No wait, I wasn’t done. You should stop trying to talk. Did you hear about the contest? They said if you send in your picture they’ll make your head into a board game. Are you chewing gum? They said they could find out who my daddy is. I bet he’s a baseball player. Or an astronaut. Who plays baseball. You smell minty. On the moon. He hits really far. He’s my dad. Colleen’s my mom. Still. Send in your pictures. GUESS WHO! is my dad.

Musical Guest:

Vermillion Lies performing “No Good” and “Circus Apocalypse”

Tales of Wonder:

• Convention Mention, What’s Your…uh Tension?
• Washington D.C. City of No Pants
• Chapstick Pyramid of Glory
• Who Stole Jesus’ Body?
• The Guess Who Contest

Sketches:

• Jimmy the Most Annoying Fake Child in the World

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

• “Don’t dough me!”
• “Wouldn’t it be awesome if we had zippered belly buttons?”
• “He looks like the man from the Six Flags commercials, but skinnier and less like ‘a woman underneath’.”
• “…and I get on the escalator and there’s this giant thumbprint behind me and he proceeds to hit on me!”

CONTEST!:
Listen to this week’s show for a chance to win prizes beyond your wildest dreams, unless you often dream about board games, in which case, I guess it’s not too crazy. Send in your entries to annnie@fluffinbrooklyn.com & colleen@fluffinbrooklyn.com or post them on the forum.

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FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #32: Last Words

Do you have your last words ready? Colleen and Annie tell you some of their favorite last words of all time, both making you laugh and accidentally ponder your exisitence. Yeah, sorry about the pondering. But don’t worry balanced out all that depressing stuff with talk of boogers. *whispered* Awwwwwwsome.

Musical Guest:

Voxtrot performing “Mothers, Daughters, Sisters, and Wives” and “The Start of Something”

Tales of Wonder:

• How to Save our Nation’s Capital from Vandalism-ers
• Kindergarten Cop Prank Calls
• Henry Rollins is Crazy (but Likes Lemony Snicket)
• Thomas Grasso’s Last Words
• Amber from “Mom You’re Ruining Our Fort” Says Hello, Hotline Style
• Don’t Put Butter Down Your Pants

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

• “Are you going to paddle on the Jefferson?”
• “Henry Rollins, not to be confused with HarperCollins.”
• “You think cow milk is expensive these days. You should try finding panda milk.”
• “La Mega Te Paga. Oooh I’m covered wine…no wait this is money.”

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FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #31: Gilda

This is Gilda. Gilda Goldenstein. I hope you are all planning on going to temple this weekend like the good Jews your mother and father taught you to be. My Bobby will be there. He’s single now. Colleen turned him down. She doesn’t know what she’s missing. My mother always told me to keep a jag in the garage, a mink in my closet and a Jewish tiger in my bed, if you know what I mean. My Bobby will give you all three. So really, I think you should come to temple. Who knows, maybe my Bobby will like you. He especially likes girls with good noses. You can always tell a good cook if she has a good nose. And my Bobby loves a good cook. He once dated a woman who wasn’t such a good cook. I made sure he knew what he was gettng himself into. I cooked him every kind of kosher recipe I could find and brought it over every night, right after they ate dinner and before I got Bobby into his pajamas, just so he could see what he was missing. She didn’t last long. But I’m sure you’re a great cook. You should come to temple and meet my Bobby. He’s such a handsome boy. Take care, honey. And tell your mother I said hello.

-Gilda

Musical Guest:

Icewagon Flu performing “Nudity” and “Liza Was Rejected”

Tales of Wonder:

• Colleen Gets Pregnant While Vomiting in a Target Parking Lot
• Chicago: Unsafe for Public Art
• Kids say the dirtiest things!
• Do things taste better when eaten through your nose? A Fluff Radio Exclusive

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

• “If I was an astronaut, would I be less congested or more? Would the snot inside of my head float?”
• “Security guards on Segways! Cops with shot puts!”
• “Am I the only one who gets pokey boogers?”

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FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #30: Sweet Like A Chocolate Empire State Building

Get out your hands and feet and then somebody else’s hands or feet (your choice) cause we just hit show number 30! This week’s show is like the back of a highlights book where you have to figure out what’s different. Can you figure it out? I’ll give you a hint: it has nothing to do with the assembly of medival weapons or a lack of pants or the Cliffhanger fan club or the ghost of Peanuts Past or Annie’s New Gold Tooth…still haven’t gotten it? Well, I could give you more hints, but I’ve got a murder weapon to assemble.

Musical Guest:

Jason Webley performing “Dance While the Sky Crashes Down” and “Maps”

Tales of Wonder:

• Tourist Season Begins
• Catapult Assembly 101
• Ear Patches are Sexy
• If We Wrote “Cliffhanger” it Would Have Been A Much Better Movie
• Ben is Cool the the MAX (not the Peach Pit)
• Business Squirrel Hunting

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

• “Everything’s better on Roller Skates. I’m planning on getting that tattoo as a bumper sticker.”
• “That sounds like a fat lady looking at a chocolate empire state building.”
• “Those are animatronic bugs that are selling something. Those are animatronic bugs with purpose. Those are animatronic bugs with a career goal.”
• “The timing was so perfect that we totally shat little green apples.”
• “And there can be Planet Argo the Horse and Plant Joxer the kind-hearted bumbling idiot.”

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FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #29: Hot Moves for Self Defense

First, there was Cher in “Moonstruck.” Then Madonna in “A League of Their Own.” Finally, a New York accent is butchered so badly, it took two people to do the job! Listen to Annie and Colleen in “Caawfee Co’nuh,” available for download now! (pssst…Supposedly Annie thinks the bizarre way Colleen’s mouth says “I mean when I get married” at around 17:10 is even funnier when played on a continous loop)

Musical Guest:

Jesca Hoop performing “Seed of Wonder” and “Silverscreen”

Tales of Wonder:

• Caawfee Co’nuh
• Exciting Toof Update
• Secret Apartment Dancing
• Annie and Colleen discuss/tackle a subject that affects all Americans…STAR WARS
• Flukeman is Waiting (in the Porta Potty)

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

• “I learned everything I need to know from Captain Eo. Like ‘The Power of dance will set you free’ and ‘don’t trust Angelica Houston.’”
• “I’m gonna Macarena you in the neck!”
• “I’m never gonna be a full Brooklynite if I keep putting off this whole people killing thing.”
• I’m Luke (Skywalker), and I’m really upset! You hurt my feelings!”
• “Master Luke, I’m a big anal retentive robot, which is weird, because I never had an anal phase, cuz I’m a robot!”

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FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #28: Juicy Diaries and Danzas

Cartoonist and Fluff cast member Robin Enrico joins us in the studio this week as we celebrate the first week of the Fluff Hotline (775-416-5492) and play our favorite fan phone calls of the week, all while doing impressions of 13-year-old girls and Tony Danza.

Musical Guest:

The Fabulous Entourage performing “The Theme Song” and “Perry’s Dream”

Tales of Wonder:

• April’s Fools Pranks Involving Uhauls
• Creepy Myspace Stuff and Phone Calls from Fans
• The Boss vs. That Other Boss
• The CIA and their Fancy Teapots
• Robin Reads Colleen’s 13-year-old Diary
• Annie’s Exploding Tooth

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

• ” ‘ello mother! I said ‘cock ring’ in a store today!”
• “He’s our scientist. He corrects us if we are scientifically or anatomically inaccurate.”
• “I’m Tony Danza and I’m going to kill you with my floppy hair!”
• “Nicole and me were pretending we wanted to be cousins when we grew up…no wait that says custodians.”

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Hi kids! Welcome to Show 27 of Fluff Radio Review! This week Annie and Colleen make a valiant attempt to shake off being tired, overworked, and sick in order to bring YOU a few laughs and chase away your winter blues. (You lousy ingrates shoudl be ashamed of yourselves.)

P.S. Send more tri-flavored popcorn. It’s the only thing that will save Annie…err I mean Tinkerbell…err I mean…DAMMIT I WANT POPCORN!

Musical Guest:

The Dammitheads performing “Rise and Die” and “I Kid You Not”

Tales of Wonder:

• What is Colleen Secretly Getting Away With?
• Obscure Movie Comparisons
• Hard Times at Annie’s Office
• Sexy Card Descriptions
• Weirdest Movie Casting Combos of all Time

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

• “I saw a dog today who was the most professional shitter I have ever seen!”
• “There’s so much stuff up my alley it’s hard to fit anything else.”
• “I need a big badass dude with a bag of socks to back me up, here.”
• “Your verse is esconced like a flower in petals.”

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This week marks the official annoucement of the FLUFF HOTLINE where all you lovely folk can leave Annie and Colleen a voicemail message whenever your heart desires! Inspired by Scott Bateman’s animation of our “I Don’t Want To Be Your Friend on Myspace” song, we want all of you to call 718-304-7939 and leave us the worst pickup line or message you’ve ever received through myspace or any other site that attracts sketchy sketchy people that go by names like “Arms.” If you have no myspace stories (lucky you!) feel free to call us and tell us any other story, perhaps even the one about the time you broke that million dollar vase in the Louvre and you TOTALLY blamed it on the old lady standing next to you.

Musical Guest:

Jubb & the Dirty Sleeves performing “Malarkey” and “More Sincere Than Elvis”

Tales of Wonder:

• A Twister-ed St. Patrick’s Day

• Cultural Void of Food
• Official Birth of the Fluff Hotline! 718-304-7939
• The Seamonster in Colleen’s Heart
• Fruity Pebbles and Cocoa Bam-Bam

Sketches:

• Garrison Teaches Us About Britney and Trout

Impromptu Songs:

• 718-304-7939 (It’s EASY to Remember!)

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

• “My favorite is Beef-Jerky-Big-League-Chew Beaver.”

• “Kinda how Barney Rubble is always trying to steal Fred Flintstone’s wife.”
• “There’s a black hole in my butt.” “Just sucking up your undies?”
• “I finally pull my thumb out of my ass and you scare me about it!”

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