October 3, 2006
FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #46: Country Hams
October is upon us, dear Fluff fans, which can only mean lumberjacks, halloween, christian guilt, and an inability to walk around naked like you really really really want to. *sigh*…*twombly*
p.s. Hey Moms of Annie and Colleen: note the different faces on the girls this week. It’s not us in our birthday exclamation points! Rather, that’s the amazing Wau Wau Sisters who are absolute NYC vaudevile legends in the making and also happen to be our musical guest this week!
Musical Guest:
The Wau Wau Sisters performing “Country Ham” and “Moron”
Tales of Wonder:
- Halloween Hell House
- Candyland and Mousetrap: 1880’s style
- Classiness is a Monkey Head with a Straw
- Lumberjack Day
Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:
- “Come to Commerce, we have free coin counters and the slide of death, which is how we distinguish ourselves from Wamu who only has the slide of slight terror.”
- “The AF stands for Asbestos and Aids.”
- “Instead of ompa lompas he has genetically modified cows to do his bidding.”
- “I think having a glass monkey head would still be weird.”
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September 20, 2006
FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #45: Stranger Than Fiction
Your cadaverous pallor betrays an aura of foreboding, almost as though you sense a disquieting metamorphosis as Annie and Colleen bring you yet another host of urban legends and scientific anomalies. What is fact and what is fiction, science fans? Are Annie and Colleen actually nutjobs, or is it just your imagination, hmmm? And consider this dismaying observation: this podcast has no logic and no seriousness. Which offers you this chilling challenge… to find a rational explanation! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Of course, there’s always OUR way…
Musical Guest:
Dressy Bessy performing “Electrified” and “Who’d Stop The Rain”
Tales of Wonder:
- A visit from the Very-Shallow-Water Shark
- Two Wonderfully Horrifying NYC Transit Stories
- Bingo with Murray Hill
Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:
- “Whoa, Colleen just had a muppet moment!”
- “Did you take off your vaginas and put ‘em in your suitcase?”
- “There’s something about cocks in the bible.”
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September 13, 2006
FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #44: 16 Bits of Fluff
Choose any of these four exciting characters to guide you through this week’s show: Colleen AF Venable, Annie Sanders, Chris Dlugosz, or Mikey IQ Jones. Each has a special ability: Annie has brilliant facial hair and can jump very high, Mikey is very good at defying gravity, Chris can throw things quickly and is a very agile pianist, and Colleen is very unbalanced and smells a bit like the inside of a turkey. Good luck! I hope you make it to level 7 because that’s totally the best one. Oh yeah, and should anyone try to interfere with your listening to Fluff Radio Show #44 they can be easily defeated by throwing items plucked from the ground. Like vegetables, other people, or spare trombones.
Musical Guest:
Chris Dlugosz, of PIXEL and ARMCANNON fame, performing “Original 03″ and “Super Mario Bros-Underworld Contorted”
Tales of Wonder:
- We’d Do Hanson If It Cured Cancer
- Myth Bustin’ with Mr. Bean
- Life is Good in a Frogsuit
- How to Play Crackman
Impromptu Songs:
Tragic Birthday (music by Chris Dlugosz, words, screams, and creepy whispers by Annie, Colleen, and Mikey)
Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:
- “Cheek implants.” “Chicken plants?” “Yes. She got chickens implanted in her stomach so she’d never be hungry again.”
- “Streets on the China, never hurt um’ before.”
- “The thought of the proverbial dangling quiche.”
- “It’s a ‘Turkey on Mr. Bean’s Head’ phone and to answer the phone you lift the turkey off Mr. Bean’s head and put it over your own.”
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September 5, 2006
FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #43: Captain Annie-O in 3-D
Greetings, science fans! I like that…”science fans”…it’s like “sports fans,” but for nerds. Today, Annie and Colleen bring you a first in audio technology. By melding together the present technology of podcast radio and the past technology of 3-D movies and Michael Jackson’s hot dance moves, Annie and Colleen present: THE VERY FIRST 3-D PODCAST! Ok, so actually we just describe the really cool 3-D Captain EO comic book we got, but it’s still really…um…different.
May the dance be with you.
Musical Guest:
One Ring Zero performing two and a half songs from their As Smart As We Are album: “Radio” (words by Daniel Handler the Social and Literary Representative of Lemony Snicket), “Deposition Disposition” (words by Lawrence Krauser), and a clip of “M.C” (words by Michael Chabon in his rejection e-mail to the band)
Tales of Wonder:
- One Year Anniversary!
- Colleen Gives Annie the Awesomest Thing Ever: A 3-D Captain EO Comic Book
- The Red Party
- Fan Calls from Gwangi and Yanichka
- Annie Goes to Lake Powell or “Welcome to the Jungle” in the Desert
Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:
- “Did everyone bring their lesbians?”
- “Slow in the head, easy in the bed!”
- “We made an acronym, there’s no going back now!”
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August 11, 2006
FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #42: Fluffmerican Gladiators
Talk about a show with a whole lot going on! Annie, Alyssa, and Colleen fight their way through handbikes, giant hamster balls, a series of archived commercials made by a hyperactive eight-year-old Colleen, a self-interview by an awesome band, many mentions of racy things, piles of chest hair, and tennis ball bullets.
Musical Guest:
Clawjob performing “I Got My Space Pass” and “(Let’s Focus On) The Research” from their Sci-Fi Rock Opera, Space Crackers
Tales of Wonder:
- Twisties and the Chickenator
- 1988 KCL Radio 1 (8 Year Old Colleen performs “Applejuice,” “Excedrin,” and “Interview With Kathleen Venable”)
- Latex Crazies and Documentaries
- American Gladiators Explained
- The Do’s/Don’t’s of Chest Hair Shaving at Parties
Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:
- “Schwarzenader is a very buff guy who likes seat belts.”
- “It was like the Milli Vanilli of wine coolers”
- “I sang but she fake pianasized.”
- “God my ass is hurting my fingertips!”
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August 1, 2006
FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #41: Thunderstorms are Scary (even in basements)
So, it’s summer, and you know what that means!! NO, not swimsuits, ice cream, and the eternal struggle of positive self-image! It’s time for the BIG summer thunderstorm! And just in case you happen to live in a locality that does not receive such natural wonders, Annie and Colleen have ordered one up from God, just for you! Shiver with our heroes at the crack of lightning! Wonder if they really ARE safe in their basement apartment with the window cracked open! Will they ever survive the onslaught of static electriicity and condensation?! Find out this week, on Fluff Radio Review!
Musical Guest:
Saer Ze performing “Too Sexy” and “You’ll Be Surprised”
Sketches:
- James Vanderhoffen and Jameserhoffen Visit from
Countryenhoffen to teach you a new language!
Tales of Wonder:
- Crazy Thunderstorm!
(listen, you can hear it!)
(seriously, Colleen shits her pants)
- Colleen goes to THE milkshake shop (and brings all the boys in the yard)
- How to make roast beef popcorn
- Colleen’s new book project
- Annie and Colleen riff on Star Wars… YET AGAIN (what is this, a Kevin Smith movie?)
Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:
- “I got stuck in a train, and it was SOOO HOT, I had to put my hands under my arms, and just scoop out the sweat!”
- “I never made the connection with Playdoh-head and Anakin!”
- “Onomatopoeia be DAMNED!”
- “I gotta cover my feet because that’s what I do when the monsters might get me.”
- “Loaded rifle popcorn! It’ll blow your brain away!”
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July 21, 2006
FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #39-40: Secret Shows, Beanos, and Gifts of Hasselhoffs
Long, long ago in a land we liked to call 2005 we started this here radio show without a single smidgen of an idea what we were doing. In honor of our 40th show we bring back our very first musical guest for a super special LIVE performance. Oooooooh! Tom Warnick believed in us back before everyone else did…or maybe he just really wanted that spray on tan we had promised him. The awesome Adam and Alyssa also join us this week, and in case you thought we were kidding, super secret show 39 is now floating around our ftp server. Yee be pirates and it be booty! Can you find it? I’ll give you a hint: It totally won’t be worth the effort!
Musical Guest:
Tom Warnick & The World’s Fair performing “A Little Space” and “Kissing Stand” from his super brand new album “MAY I SEE SOME ID”
Tales of Wonder:
- Show 39: The Shortest Show Ever
- Dr. Ethan Frome and Larry King
- Adam Knows Way Too Much About Video Games
- The David Hasslehoff Store (the one on 17th)
- Best Soap Opera Moments of All Time
Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:
- “You’re welcome. That spray on tan you promised never arrived in the mail…”
- “Link was Link and Princess Zelda was Zelda.” “And they were brother and sister that were in love?!”
- “It’s like hot present potato.”
- “A precious sediment of burritto…sounds like you need Beano.”
- “Sitting on my vibrating chicken bridge.”
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July 13, 2006
FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #38: True Berries of Magical Gold
Welcome bretheren. Tonight we gather together in celebration. Tonight we share in a dream: not only a dream about a heavy guy with a trap door on his back as drawn by Travis Nichols, but also a dream of vine ripened fruit. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no Thighlock. For tonight, children, the kingdom of produce is at hand, and golden juice shall spill from our lips like sweet appellations from the mouths of poets. So sit, my friend. Lay down thine burden for a few moments whilest we layeth a few new proverbs on thine ears. Aaaaaaaaaamen.
Musical Guest:
Travis Nichols, cartoonist and awesome rocker from ilikeapplejuice.com, performing in two different bands THE NEEDIES‘ “A Song About Water” and also as OMEGA MONSTER PATROL’s “The Fixxx”
Tales of Wonder:
- Sweet Sugar gliders!
- July 4th weekend recap
- Embarassing stories, YM magazine style!
Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:
- “I wouldn’t go near the Thighlock; it hasn’t had it’s true berries of magical gold today!”
- “Sugar gliders actually LIKE female companions…”
- “Your cat will become a fur projectile dirty-bomb.”
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June 29, 2006
FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #37: Fluff Radio (Attempts To) Sell Out
Today’s show is brought to you by Segways, Smirn Office, Mel Brooks Chest Rub, Mel Brooks Chest Rugs, A Shampoo with Pro-Vitamooons, and anyone else that wants to give us money or big ol’ boxes of alco-ma-hol. Click on the picture above for an example of how well we can sell your product! We are professionals. What we are professional at, we have yet to determine.
Musical Guest:
Devotchka performing “Venus in Furs” and “How it Ends”
Tales of Wonder:
- Things You Can Learn from Yogi Bear
- Our New Sponsors (who don’t know it yet)
- The Fluff Who Winner: NEIL!
- Annie is a Bully
- Bob Is Going to Be OKAY
Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:
- “If you’re really pretentious every time you say the same word you get more and more mispronounced, so if you say bachelors the next time you say it Bahaachelers and then Bahaachetittlers.”
- “Heeeeey! I’m wearing pineapple pants!”
- “I’ve got to be freeeeee. Something something something and something that probably rhymes with freeee.”
- “Got a head cold? Rub a little Mel Brooks on your chest and you’ll be feeling spiffy by morning.”
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June 19, 2006
FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #36: Rumby Stick
Hallo, neighbor! What brings thee to this pre-Colonial neck of the woods? I see you are doing naught but sitting. An idle mind is the devil’s playground, or so we say. Perchance I might interest you in a toy of rustic fashioning, a simple wheel propelled by a wooden rod. Yes, my friend, it is my rumby stick! Would you like to have a go at it? It may be difficult at first, but stay with it and soon you shall find yourself cavorting up and down the cobblestones with nary a care in the world! Why, just last week I sold one to old Thomas Payne, and what a time he had!
Musical Guest:
The Ditty Bops performing “Angel With An Attitude” and “Aluminum Can”
Tales of Wonder:
Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:
- “Putting on the Ritz…Cracker that is!”
- “I’m full of cheese and ready for love!”
- “La la la naked.”
- “Free high-fives, while supplies last.”
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