Ahh, Spring arrives in Brooklyn! Annie and Colleen shuffle off their winter coccoons. spread their newlyformed wings in the buttery air, and dance the wobbly boogie of the baby foal! What, after all, could be more appropriate for the season of reproduction than a show chock-full of uterus jokes? This week Annie and Colleen also feature the seductive musical stylings of Luminescent Orchestrii!

Musical & Studio Guest:

Luminescent Orchestrii performing “Amaritsi” and “Knockin”

Tales of Wonder:

• Staple recap

• The Tamponator!
• Backwards doorknobs
• Colleen joins Cirque de Subway

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

• “Ahh, nothin like uterine breath in the morning!”

• “Pads with wings! *flap flap flap*”
• “They’re on the other side of the Perogi Curtain!”

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Annie and Colleen (and Mikey) return but they are not alone…dunt dunt dunnnnn! The Fluff Studio has been taken over by the ghosts of Jerry Lewis and Meshach Taylor not to mention the huge bunch of trained murderous/singing birds. *audible gasp!* How will our heroes survive? Thankfully crimefighters/music band My Teenage Stride is there to save them! Join them as they battle their way through a dreaded “Jazz Brunch” to teach all of you just how to survive and, ya know, avoid using real bathrooms and stuff.

Musical & Studio Guest:

My Teenage Stride performing “To Live and Die in the Airport Lounge” and “Golden Bats”

Tales of Wonder:

• Helpful Tips on Ways to Insert “Meshach Taylor” into Conversations

• Pee Confessions
• Llamas and their love of Shrimp Popcorn
• Jerry Lewis: Demon-on-ic Force
• My Teenage Russian or Communist Jacket Walk: Discussing Band Names

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

• “Betamax 1883: We’re Sturdy as a Tophat.”

• “You know I used to think it remarkable that at night you never left your room…but no you’re peeing out the window.”
• “This f’ing stegasaurus was all up in my grill!”
• “Senator, you’re no Jazz Brunch.”

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Surprisingly, there are some things in the world so disturbing that even Annie and Colleen can’t make them up. But don’t worry, noble fans…there are still a whole lot of disturbing things that they DO make. At least now they can blame it on the puppy…Musical Guest:

Ultraviolet performing “Gimme My Electro” and “Dead on the Dancefloor”

Tales of Wonder:

• Superhero Phone
• A Detailed Map of the Canadian Interstate System
• The Donut Burgers!
• Annie Can See the Future (she’s just bad at psychic testing)
• Signs of a good allergist

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

• “Yes, I know there is an enormous bunny rampaging the town. *click*”
• “He used to fart on me and now he farts on tv, or maybe he doesn’t, now he clenches.”
• “If you can’t imagine the “pineapple pants” I am imagining you’re missing out.”

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If there’s one thing you learn from this week’s show (other than how to really confuse a puppy) is that the only thing more fun than walking on clouds is walking on clouds with your feet cut off. Welcome to the Fortress. Bring your elephants and goats and stay a while.

Musical Guest:

The Teeth performing “Oh, Bessie!” and “So Long”

Impromptu Songs:

• Cheesy Lady
• The Lonely Goat

Tales of Wonder:

• The Anti-climactic Nosegasm (sorry for the crappy quality of Colleen’s voice in this one. Her left nostril apologizes profusely.)
• First Recording in the Cloud Fortress
• Annie’s Elephant in the Closet Joke
• Koosh Balls of Danger
• The “Colleen wants to cut off her feet and buy prosthetic feet” Fund

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

• “Instead of her fondling her possessions, for once she’s looking at mine.”
• “Wanger sounds like the dirty section of the airport.”
• “Captain Hook. He’s like a book. Boobs. Boobs. Boobs.”

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FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #51: Swiss Cheese

Dear Swiss Cheese,

I am writing you today because there is something I must ask of you. Now, I know that you and I have had our differences in the past. We haven’t always gotten along. In fact, of all the cheeses, you just happen to be my very least favorite, with your awkward holes and your mildly nutty flavor. So, you can imagine how difficult it is for me today to swallow my pride and ask of you a favor. You see, Swiss Cheese… I love my Ham. No, I mean, like, I REALLY love it… and lately, I’ve been getting this vibe from you that you might be trying to come between me and my Ham. Truth be told, Swiss Cheese, I just don’t know if I can compete. If push came to shove, I don’t know for sure if my Ham would pick you over me. I couldn’t take it, Swissy, I just couldn’t TAKE it if my Ham were to leave me! I’d die inside! Living a life without it’s salty meatiness… bologna would just never suffice. So please, Swiss Cheese… I’m begging of you… please don’t take my Ham.

Sincerely,
Annie

Musical Guest:

Me First and the Gimme Gimmes performing “Jolene” and “End of the Road”

Impromptu Songs:

• Swiss Cheese
• Danny’s Song, as sung by Abe Lincoln and Jimmy AF Venable (deleted from actual show due to terrifyingness)

Tales of Wonder:

• Annie and Colleen share their families’ favorite traditional ways to stuff themselves silly during the holidays
• The PARROT BAG!
• The Cranberries’ “Linger”- true meaning exposed!
• Cool new fan art!

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

• “Matchmaker, matchmaker give me a Mikey Give him big hair, make it all spikey!”
• “Even though your nose is runny, I’m so in love with ya honey…”
• “That’s a great way to start your Christmas… with clam gas.”

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FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #50: Carelessly Falling Over the Hill

Grab your Depends and your tambourine! This is our longest and most bizarre episode to date! Edited down from almost four hours of show, #50 is a crazy hooooootenany celebration of being friggin’ old and AARPy. Hear the winning roast by Sir Bob! Sing along to Songs by George Washington! Determine the future of Mason Brown’s sex life! All this and more in this week’s episode of Fluff Radio Review!

Musical Guest:

Fluff Radio House Band!
(featuring Mason Brown, Mikey IQ Jones, Eric Skiff, Marianne Ways, Anya Garrett, Nick Simone, Eric Cohen, Meghan Daly, Robin Enrico, Klio, Emilie, Martha, as well as Colleen “I Moderately Enjoy Bingo” Venable, Annie “Crazy Old Man” Sanders)

Impromptu Songs:

• Carelessly Whispering
• Faith
• Add it Up

Tales of Wonder:

• The Saga of the Missing Co-Host
• Charleston Fingers and Presidental Impressions
• Did Rockapella know where Carmen was?
• Colleen and Anya Advocate for Legal Marriages for Men to Women
• Hootenany!
• The (kinda) Sober People Ramble After Everyone Passes Out

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

• “My drink tastes like bug spray!” “Are you complaining?!” “No, I like it.”
• “If there were an earthquake her head would be in a proper place to survive.”
• “Garfield? Which one, the whiskers or the beard?”
• “That guy from Lord of the Dance insured his legs for like a million dollars, but he didn’t insure his head and if you hit him hard enough in the head his legs won’t work.”

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FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #49: Silver Parties and Acronymed Farties

With Thanksgiving here, and Christmas just around the bend (by which I mean Dead Man’s Curve), Annie and Colleen have been participating in a lot of “good cheer”! After all, nothing says “winter solstice” like a party dedicated entirely to the shininess of the color silver! So take a break from the relatives. Grab yourself a cup o’ kindness and a cozy can of cranberry sauce, and cuddle up to the dulcet tones of this week’s musical guest, Nouvelle Vague.

Oh yeah and the ROAST US contest isn’t over yet! Send your best roast to 775-416-5492.

Musical Guest:

Nouvelle Vague performing “Ever Fallen In Love” and “Sweet and Tender Hooligan”

Tales of Wonder:

• Relationship Fart Alert Levels Acronyms
• Silver Party Recap
• Alyssa cuts a hair!
• Show 50 Ramp up

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

• “Does Alyssa know that I have underwear everywhere? It was an explosion of my panties!”
• “It’s terrifying because the one girl’s nostrils are floating separately for awhile until they find eachother, and they join together again, in harmony, on her nose.”
• “I won [a war with China]! China forfeited by not answering my emails subject “Re: War With You”. “

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FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #48: Nipple-Controlled Choose Your Own Adventure

Welcome to our first ever Interactive-nipple Cast! To control the outcome out this podcast simply press your designated nipples when we ask you specific questions. Also ! This is the first episode that Annie and Colleen hula-hoop through the entire thing! Mikey IQ Jones is the reluctant judge! Who will hoop longer? Will Colleen ever finish that Pop Tart? Did Annie REALLY just sing that thing about Jesus? Tune in (with your nipples) to this week’s episode to find out why this sentence ends with a question mark?

Don’t forget! The ROAST US contest is still now going on. Send your best roast to 775-416-5492. Find out what the best roaster wins by listening to this amazing (ly hyper) episode!

Musical Guest:

Bitch performing “Almost to the Water” and “Drag King Bar”

Tales of Wonder:

• Light-Up Piano Football
• The PPP and Pee
• Annie “Auditory Juggles” an Egg, a Cow, a Giraffe, and some sharp objects
• Halloween Recap
• Interactive Choose Your Own Adventure Song (only works if you have nipples)

Impromptu Songs:

• Crevises
• Covers of Songs with A Mouthful of Poptarts
• Roast Us
• The Lord Entered My Body

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

• “There’s a force field around the door of urine-grabbin.”
• “He’s lucky he’s a boy. If he was a girl his tampon would probably shoot out.”
• “That was my political piece on obesity in america, so power to the people that don’t obese.”

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FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #47: Mothra vs. Miyagi

Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird…it’s a plane…no, it’s Mothra! EEP! This week, Annie and Colleen are attacked late in the night by various wayward buggies, but don’t you worry, Annie Sanders: Fly Assassin has her trusty chopsticks handy! Plus! A review of the new Bob “isn’t dead yet” Dylan musical by Colleen (you know you’ve been dying to see it), a new Fluff fan challenge, and two songs by HUMANWINE (whose songs will certainly warrant a spot on that Halloween party playlist you’ve been working on all week).

Musical Guest:

HUMANWINE performing “Rivolta Silenziosa” and “Script Language”

Tales of Wonder:

• A visit from Mothra!
• Colleen’s has a new favorite annoying noise. Can you guess what it is?
• Why it’s useful to be able to recognize the back of Twyla Tharp’s head
• How to give a machine a stomach-ache

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

• “Am I gonna murder something on air?”
• “Jeff Goldblum was flying around our apartment…”
• “It’s the dreaded ax moth!”

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FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #46: Country Hams

October is upon us, dear Fluff fans, which can only mean lumberjacks, halloween, christian guilt, and an inability to walk around naked like you really really really want to. *sigh*…*twombly*

p.s. Hey Moms of Annie and Colleen: note the different faces on the girls this week. It’s not us in our birthday exclamation points! Rather, that’s the amazing Wau Wau Sisters who are absolute NYC vaudevile legends in the making and also happen to be our musical guest this week!

Musical Guest:

The Wau Wau Sisters performing “Country Ham” and “Moron”

Tales of Wonder:

• Halloween Hell House
• Candyland and Mousetrap: 1880’s style
• Classiness is a Monkey Head with a Straw
• Lumberjack Day

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

• “Come to Commerce, we have free coin counters and the slide of death, which is how we distinguish ourselves from Wamu who only has the slide of slight terror.”
• “The AF stands for Asbestos and Aids.”
• “Instead of ompa lompas he has genetically modified cows to do his bidding.”
• “I think having a glass monkey head would still be weird.”

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