FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #45: Stranger Than Fiction

Your cadaverous pallor betrays an aura of foreboding, almost as though you sense a disquieting metamorphosis as Annie and Colleen bring you yet another host of urban legends and scientific anomalies. What is fact and what is fiction, science fans? Are Annie and Colleen actually nutjobs, or is it just your imagination, hmmm? And consider this dismaying observation: this podcast has no logic and no seriousness. Which offers you this chilling challenge… to find a rational explanation! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Of course, there’s always OUR way…

Musical Guest:

Dressy Bessy performing “Electrified” and “Who’d Stop The Rain”

Tales of Wonder:

• A visit from the Very-Shallow-Water Shark
• Two Wonderfully Horrifying NYC Transit Stories
• Bingo with Murray Hill

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

• “Whoa, Colleen just had a muppet moment!”
• “Did you take off your vaginas and put ‘em in your suitcase?”
• “There’s something about cocks in the bible.”

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FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #44: 16 Bits of Fluff

Choose any of these four exciting characters to guide you through this week’s show: Colleen AF Venable, Annie Sanders, Chris Dlugosz, or Mikey IQ Jones. Each has a special ability: Annie has brilliant facial hair and can jump very high, Mikey is very good at defying gravity, Chris can throw things quickly and is a very agile pianist, and Colleen is very unbalanced and smells a bit like the inside of a turkey. Good luck! I hope you make it to level 7 because that’s totally the best one. Oh yeah, and should anyone try to interfere with your listening to Fluff Radio Show #44 they can be easily defeated by throwing items plucked from the ground. Like vegetables, other people, or spare trombones.

Musical Guest:

Chris Dlugosz, of PIXEL and ARMCANNON fame, performing “Original 03″ and “Super Mario Bros-Underworld Contorted”

Tales of Wonder:

• We’d Do Hanson If It Cured Cancer
• Myth Bustin’ with Mr. Bean
• Life is Good in a Frogsuit
• How to Play Crackman

Impromptu Songs:

Tragic Birthday (music by Chris Dlugosz, words, screams, and creepy whispers by Annie, Colleen, and Mikey)

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

• “Cheek implants.” “Chicken plants?” “Yes. She got chickens implanted in her stomach so she’d never be hungry again.”
• “Streets on the China, never hurt um’ before.”
• “The thought of the proverbial dangling quiche.”
• “It’s a ‘Turkey on Mr. Bean’s Head’ phone and to answer the phone you lift the turkey off Mr. Bean’s head and put it over your own.”

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FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #43: Captain Annie-O in 3-D

Greetings, science fans! I like that…”science fans”…it’s like “sports fans,” but for nerds. Today, Annie and Colleen bring you a first in audio technology. By melding together the present technology of podcast radio and the past technology of 3-D movies and Michael Jackson’s hot dance moves, Annie and Colleen present: THE VERY FIRST 3-D PODCAST! Ok, so actually we just describe the really cool 3-D Captain EO comic book we got, but it’s still really…um…different.

May the dance be with you.

Musical Guest:

One Ring Zero performing two and a half songs from their As Smart As We Are album: “Radio” (words by Daniel Handler the Social and Literary Representative of Lemony Snicket), “Deposition Disposition” (words by Lawrence Krauser), and a clip of “M.C” (words by Michael Chabon in his rejection e-mail to the band)

Tales of Wonder:

• One Year Anniversary!
• Colleen Gives Annie the Awesomest Thing Ever: A 3-D Captain EO Comic Book
• The Red Party
• Fan Calls from Gwangi and Yanichka
• Annie Goes to Lake Powell or “Welcome to the Jungle” in the Desert

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

• “Did everyone bring their lesbians?”
• “Slow in the head, easy in the bed!”
• “We made an acronym, there’s no going back now!”

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