FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #42: Fluffmerican Gladiators

Talk about a show with a whole lot going on! Annie, Alyssa, and Colleen fight their way through handbikes, giant hamster balls, a series of archived commercials made by a hyperactive eight-year-old Colleen, a self-interview by an awesome band, many mentions of racy things, piles of chest hair, and tennis ball bullets.

Musical Guest:

Clawjob performing “I Got My Space Pass” and “(Let’s Focus On) The Research” from their Sci-Fi Rock Opera, Space Crackers

Tales of Wonder:

• Twisties and the Chickenator
• 1988 KCL Radio 1 (8 Year Old Colleen performs “Applejuice,” “Excedrin,” and “Interview With Kathleen Venable”)
• Latex Crazies and Documentaries
• American Gladiators Explained
• The Do’s/Don’t’s of Chest Hair Shaving at Parties

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

• “Schwarzenader is a very buff guy who likes seat belts.”
• “It was like the Milli Vanilli of wine coolers”
• “I sang but she fake pianasized.”
• “God my ass is hurting my fingertips!”

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FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #41: Thunderstorms are Scary (even in basements)

So, it’s summer, and you know what that means!! NO, not swimsuits, ice cream, and the eternal struggle of positive self-image! It’s time for the BIG summer thunderstorm! And just in case you happen to live in a locality that does not receive such natural wonders, Annie and Colleen have ordered one up from God, just for you! Shiver with our heroes at the crack of lightning! Wonder if they really ARE safe in their basement apartment with the window cracked open! Will they ever survive the onslaught of static electriicity and condensation?! Find out this week, on Fluff Radio Review!

Musical Guest:

Saer Ze performing “Too Sexy” and “You’ll Be Surprised”

Sketches:

• James Vanderhoffen and Jameserhoffen Visit from
  Countryenhoffen to teach you a new language!

Tales of Wonder:

• Crazy Thunderstorm!
  (listen, you can hear it!)
  (seriously, Colleen shits her pants)
• Colleen goes to THE milkshake shop (and brings all the boys in the yard)
• How to make roast beef popcorn
• Colleen’s new book project
• Annie and Colleen riff on Star Wars… YET AGAIN (what is this, a Kevin Smith movie?)

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

• “I got stuck in a train, and it was SOOO HOT, I had to put my hands under my arms, and just scoop out the sweat!”
• “I never made the connection with Playdoh-head and Anakin!”
• “Onomatopoeia be DAMNED!”
• “I gotta cover my feet because that’s what I do when the monsters might get me.”
• “Loaded rifle popcorn! It’ll blow your brain away!”

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