FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #37: Fluff Radio (Attempts To) Sell Out

Today’s show is brought to you by Segways, Smirn Office, Mel Brooks Chest Rub, Mel Brooks Chest Rugs, A Shampoo with Pro-Vitamooons, and anyone else that wants to give us money or big ol’ boxes of alco-ma-hol. Click on the picture above for an example of how well we can sell your product! We are professionals. What we are professional at, we have yet to determine.

Musical Guest:

Devotchka performing “Venus in Furs” and “How it Ends”

Tales of Wonder:

• Things You Can Learn from Yogi Bear
• Our New Sponsors (who don’t know it yet)
• The Fluff Who Winner: NEIL!
• Annie is a Bully
• Bob Is Going to Be OKAY

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

• “If you’re really pretentious every time you say the same word you get more and more mispronounced, so if you say bachelors the next time you say it Bahaachelers and then Bahaachetittlers.”
• “Heeeeey! I’m wearing pineapple pants!”
• “I’ve got to be freeeeee. Something something something and something that probably rhymes with freeee.”
• “Got a head cold? Rub a little Mel Brooks on your chest and you’ll be feeling spiffy by morning.”

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FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #36: Rumby Stick

Hallo, neighbor! What brings thee to this pre-Colonial neck of the woods? I see you are doing naught but sitting. An idle mind is the devil’s playground, or so we say. Perchance I might interest you in a toy of rustic fashioning, a simple wheel propelled by a wooden rod. Yes, my friend, it is my rumby stick! Would you like to have a go at it? It may be difficult at first, but stay with it and soon you shall find yourself cavorting up and down the cobblestones with nary a care in the world! Why, just last week I sold one to old Thomas Payne, and what a time he had!

Musical Guest:

The Ditty Bops performing “Angel With An Attitude” and “Aluminum Can”

Tales of Wonder:

• The Studio Is Haunted by Playground Ghosts (aka the Yates and the Malki!)
• MOCCA Recap
• Colonial Williamsburg is Embarrassing at 25 with your Parents
• The FLUFF WHO Finalists are Announced!

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

• “Putting on the Ritz…Cracker that is!”
• “I’m full of cheese and ready for love!”
• “La la la naked.”
• “Free high-fives, while supplies last.”

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FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #35: The Rob and Mark Show Show

Musical Comedy Duo Rob and Mark, from the very appropriately named “The Rob and Mark Show,” join Annie and Colleen in the studio this week for the first ever live musical guest appearance. Not only do they rock all of Brooklyn, teach us about food conservation through Mole People, but they also play (and WIN) the first ever live FLUFF WHO game with a little help from Tyler and leather bars.

Musical Guest:

The Rob and Mark Show performing “The Blog Song” and “Let’s Switch Cars”

Tales of Wonder:

• Bad Face Painting Experiences
• How To Lose Friends With You Tube
• The Moooooole People (they live under the tracks)
• Shaqsphere in the Park
• Rob and Mark Guess Who

Impromptu Songs:

• The Mole People

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

• “I’m not good enough to bring frozen grapes to the next soccer match!”
• “What was captain hook’s name before they cut off his hand?” “He was captain ‘look at this awesome watch.’”
• “Buy one of the lightbulbs from the electrical light parade. It’ll get you SO HIGH.”

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FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #34: Mr. T Loves Naked Lady Toothbrushes

The Guess Who Contest is well underway with loads of entries hanging around the forum. You’ve still got a week to get them to us! We pity the foo who doesn’t enter as well as the foo who’s never seen a naked lady toothbrush. Our gums have never been so fresh. Arrr.

Musical Guest:

100 Damned Guns performing “Hangin’” and “I Fall Down”

Tales of Wonder:

• Guess Who Contest Update!
• How To Make Friends and Distribute Potatoes in Cafeterias
• Fleet Week Sea Men
• What Happens When You Call 911 for Snakes
• Naked Lady Toothbrushes

Impromptu Songs:

• An Old Austrian
• The Mr. T Challenge

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

• “Annie’s Got the Lice of the Face!”
• “Girls gone wild, gone to elementary school, to serve mashed potatoes.”
• “Sea People! Sea People! But at least that’s better than Sea Men! Sea Men!”
• “Hoooooly Kid!” “Holy baby goat?”
• “Guess who killed the butler, because it couldn’t be the butler.”

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