FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #33: Guess Who’s My Baby Daddy

I’m Jimmy. Colleen’s my mom. Did you just try to talk? Sorry. Actually. No wait, I wasn’t done. You should stop trying to talk. Did you hear about the contest? They said if you send in your picture they’ll make your head into a board game. Are you chewing gum? They said they could find out who my daddy is. I bet he’s a baseball player. Or an astronaut. Who plays baseball. You smell minty. On the moon. He hits really far. He’s my dad. Colleen’s my mom. Still. Send in your pictures. GUESS WHO! is my dad.

Musical Guest:

Vermillion Lies performing “No Good” and “Circus Apocalypse”

Tales of Wonder:

• Convention Mention, What’s Your…uh Tension?
• Washington D.C. City of No Pants
• Chapstick Pyramid of Glory
• Who Stole Jesus’ Body?
• The Guess Who Contest

Sketches:

• Jimmy the Most Annoying Fake Child in the World

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

• “Don’t dough me!”
• “Wouldn’t it be awesome if we had zippered belly buttons?”
• “He looks like the man from the Six Flags commercials, but skinnier and less like ‘a woman underneath’.”
• “…and I get on the escalator and there’s this giant thumbprint behind me and he proceeds to hit on me!”

CONTEST!:
Listen to this week’s show for a chance to win prizes beyond your wildest dreams, unless you often dream about board games, in which case, I guess it’s not too crazy. Send in your entries to annnie@fluffinbrooklyn.com & colleen@fluffinbrooklyn.com or post them on the forum.

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FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #32: Last Words

Do you have your last words ready? Colleen and Annie tell you some of their favorite last words of all time, both making you laugh and accidentally ponder your exisitence. Yeah, sorry about the pondering. But don’t worry balanced out all that depressing stuff with talk of boogers. *whispered* Awwwwwwsome.

Musical Guest:

Voxtrot performing “Mothers, Daughters, Sisters, and Wives” and “The Start of Something”

Tales of Wonder:

• How to Save our Nation’s Capital from Vandalism-ers
• Kindergarten Cop Prank Calls
• Henry Rollins is Crazy (but Likes Lemony Snicket)
• Thomas Grasso’s Last Words
• Amber from “Mom You’re Ruining Our Fort” Says Hello, Hotline Style
• Don’t Put Butter Down Your Pants

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

• “Are you going to paddle on the Jefferson?”
• “Henry Rollins, not to be confused with HarperCollins.”
• “You think cow milk is expensive these days. You should try finding panda milk.”
• “La Mega Te Paga. Oooh I’m covered wine…no wait this is money.”

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FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #31: Gilda

This is Gilda. Gilda Goldenstein. I hope you are all planning on going to temple this weekend like the good Jews your mother and father taught you to be. My Bobby will be there. He’s single now. Colleen turned him down. She doesn’t know what she’s missing. My mother always told me to keep a jag in the garage, a mink in my closet and a Jewish tiger in my bed, if you know what I mean. My Bobby will give you all three. So really, I think you should come to temple. Who knows, maybe my Bobby will like you. He especially likes girls with good noses. You can always tell a good cook if she has a good nose. And my Bobby loves a good cook. He once dated a woman who wasn’t such a good cook. I made sure he knew what he was gettng himself into. I cooked him every kind of kosher recipe I could find and brought it over every night, right after they ate dinner and before I got Bobby into his pajamas, just so he could see what he was missing. She didn’t last long. But I’m sure you’re a great cook. You should come to temple and meet my Bobby. He’s such a handsome boy. Take care, honey. And tell your mother I said hello.

-Gilda

Musical Guest:

Icewagon Flu performing “Nudity” and “Liza Was Rejected”

Tales of Wonder:

• Colleen Gets Pregnant While Vomiting in a Target Parking Lot
• Chicago: Unsafe for Public Art
• Kids say the dirtiest things!
• Do things taste better when eaten through your nose? A Fluff Radio Exclusive

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

• “If I was an astronaut, would I be less congested or more? Would the snot inside of my head float?”
• “Security guards on Segways! Cops with shot puts!”
• “Am I the only one who gets pokey boogers?”

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