FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #30: Sweet Like A Chocolate Empire State Building

Get out your hands and feet and then somebody else’s hands or feet (your choice) cause we just hit show number 30! This week’s show is like the back of a highlights book where you have to figure out what’s different. Can you figure it out? I’ll give you a hint: it has nothing to do with the assembly of medival weapons or a lack of pants or the Cliffhanger fan club or the ghost of Peanuts Past or Annie’s New Gold Tooth…still haven’t gotten it? Well, I could give you more hints, but I’ve got a murder weapon to assemble.

Musical Guest:

Jason Webley performing “Dance While the Sky Crashes Down” and “Maps”

Tales of Wonder:

• Tourist Season Begins
• Catapult Assembly 101
• Ear Patches are Sexy
• If We Wrote “Cliffhanger” it Would Have Been A Much Better Movie
• Ben is Cool the the MAX (not the Peach Pit)
• Business Squirrel Hunting

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

• “Everything’s better on Roller Skates. I’m planning on getting that tattoo as a bumper sticker.”
• “That sounds like a fat lady looking at a chocolate empire state building.”
• “Those are animatronic bugs that are selling something. Those are animatronic bugs with purpose. Those are animatronic bugs with a career goal.”
• “The timing was so perfect that we totally shat little green apples.”
• “And there can be Planet Argo the Horse and Plant Joxer the kind-hearted bumbling idiot.”

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FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #29: Hot Moves for Self Defense

First, there was Cher in “Moonstruck.” Then Madonna in “A League of Their Own.” Finally, a New York accent is butchered so badly, it took two people to do the job! Listen to Annie and Colleen in “Caawfee Co’nuh,” available for download now! (pssst…Supposedly Annie thinks the bizarre way Colleen’s mouth says “I mean when I get married” at around 17:10 is even funnier when played on a continous loop)

Musical Guest:

Jesca Hoop performing “Seed of Wonder” and “Silverscreen”

Tales of Wonder:

• Caawfee Co’nuh
• Exciting Toof Update
• Secret Apartment Dancing
• Annie and Colleen discuss/tackle a subject that affects all Americans…STAR WARS
• Flukeman is Waiting (in the Porta Potty)

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

• “I learned everything I need to know from Captain Eo. Like ‘The Power of dance will set you free’ and ‘don’t trust Angelica Houston.’”
• “I’m gonna Macarena you in the neck!”
• “I’m never gonna be a full Brooklynite if I keep putting off this whole people killing thing.”
• I’m Luke (Skywalker), and I’m really upset! You hurt my feelings!”
• “Master Luke, I’m a big anal retentive robot, which is weird, because I never had an anal phase, cuz I’m a robot!”

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FLUFF RADIO REVIEW #28: Juicy Diaries and Danzas

Cartoonist and Fluff cast member Robin Enrico joins us in the studio this week as we celebrate the first week of the Fluff Hotline (775-416-5492) and play our favorite fan phone calls of the week, all while doing impressions of 13-year-old girls and Tony Danza.

Musical Guest:

The Fabulous Entourage performing “The Theme Song” and “Perry’s Dream”

Tales of Wonder:

• April’s Fools Pranks Involving Uhauls
• Creepy Myspace Stuff and Phone Calls from Fans
• The Boss vs. That Other Boss
• The CIA and their Fancy Teapots
• Robin Reads Colleen’s 13-year-old Diary
• Annie’s Exploding Tooth

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

• ” ‘ello mother! I said ‘cock ring’ in a store today!”
• “He’s our scientist. He corrects us if we are scientifically or anatomically inaccurate.”
• “I’m Tony Danza and I’m going to kill you with my floppy hair!”
• “Nicole and me were pretending we wanted to be cousins when we grew up…no wait that says custodians.”

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