This week we’ve got a special little Christmas show for you as Annie and Colleen sing Christmas Carols which you and all your family (seriously make SURE to put it on when all your family, especially when the really conservative ones or the ones who are dentists and hate all talk of carmelized popcorn) are listening.

Musical Guest:

The Fluff Radio Review House Band performing “We, Will, We Will, Grinch You,” a rather pretty (well at least for like 45 seconds) version of “Greenselves,” and the brand new, soon to be a holiday classic “Oh, Sweet Yummy” which you can download separately HERE because we think it’s the most amazing song we’ve ever improvised and who CAN’T relate with the feeling of not getting the one gift you were secretly dreaming of all along. Tri-flavored popcorn…how I miss you.

Tales of Wonder:

• How to dance the GrandMamba

• Christmas Transit Wackiness: Colleen and Annie bike 26 miles in one day

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

• “SUUUUUUUUGAR it’s in my system. It’s making me want to run in place!”

• “Nothing says ‘I love you’ at Christmas (no one loves me) like a nice big two-foot tin of the funky munchie. (Oh, yeah! I woulda liked) Honey, now (to be loved.) sexy, hardcore.”
• “I’d pour you over me like Gatorade at the end of the Super Bowl!”
• “Are you giving them away for ‘Eat Blue Food Day’?”

mp3 of A Very Fluffy Christmas 2005
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“Why Hello, Annie and Colleen! Have you been good little kids this year? Eggbert knows all and sees all and knows everything which I kinda already said, but I’m an Egg so forgive me. So even though I know already, do you want to tell me what you would like for Christmas?…ahhhhhh. I thought so! Now go on your way. Buy an ornament of my head in the gift shop!”–Eggbert circa 1985

Musical Guest:

The Dresden Dolls performing “Girl Anachronism” and “Missed Me”

Tales of Wonder:

• Who Needs Santa When You Have Eggbert?

• Macaulay Culkin and the Limo Mystery
• How to Properly Sell Your Soul to the Devil

Impromptu Songs:

• Momma’s Little Baby Loves Satan Bread

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

• “I gotta finish this project…the project being my cardiovascular system.”

• “I have this burning Vincent Price DESIRE, a Vincent Price sized hole in my gut.”
• “Satan hates puns, which is maybe why he won’t make a deal with you.”

mp3 of Fluff Radio Review Show 16
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Recorded from 3am to 4am, Show 15 doesn’t always go the most coherent route (and just might contain the most annoying opening to a show ever) but it DOES prove that Annie Sanders is President of Knowing Weird Facts About Presidents and Colleen AF Venable always looks for any way to bring Dizzy Bat Baseball into conversations. *CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP!*

Musical Guest:

Tigers and Monkeys performing “Fire Escape” and “Loose Mouth”

Skits:

• Meet the Presidents

Tales of Wonder:

• Awful Nicknames: From Boog to Beanies

• Colleen’s Got the (extra) Clap
• Pedro Pietri’s “Out of Order”

Impromptu Songs:

• Poppyseed Man (see the myth, the LEGEND, by clicking HERE)

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

• “Her Native American name is “White Lady Who Likes Native Americans Too Much.”

• “Frips? That sounds like some sort of children’s hospital.”
• “Awwwww, you’re such a cute little masochistic dog f***ker!”

mp3 of Fluff Radio Review Show 15
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Ahhh, very interesting. From the moment you stepped into my Fortune Teller parlor I felt a strong presence of spirits. Come, dearie, sit down and let me read your Carrot Cards. Let me see what the Carrots have in store for you. Hmmmm very interesting? The Priestess means you will have a good love life and find a cool brooch. The Fortune card means you’ll sell your brooch and occasionally some love for a good amount of money. The Death means..oh dear…well it’s right here next to the Braces card…Hmmmm…Have you been flossing?

Musical Guest:

Palomar performing “The Lost Freshman” and “The Planeiac”

Tales of Wonder:

• How to Get Free Dental Work

• Colleen Teaches You How to Cheat at Operation
• Broken Up Bands That We Can’t Get

Improptu Songs:

• The Fluff Theme Song: Kazoo-zoo style

Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context:

• “P.S.S. Oooh Maaaaaaaangalo.”

• “It sounds like an old lady who just had her ass pinched, like a whole bunch of old ladies and some guy who’s got really fast pinching fingers.”
• “Poppin’ Fresh Colleeeeeeeeeeeen!”

mp3 of Fluff Radio Review Show 14
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